Mydar

Reserved for Mydar if he ever needs it huge fan of Mydar also run @mydarfan

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

What you see vs What she sees

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

New Version of "The Dress"
Do you see white and gold or black and blue?

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*Holding Baby*
Me: Awww it's so cute
Inner Me: How far can you throw it

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

When you take her push up bra off

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Still have no idea how he got up there

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Me: eat her pussy
Inner Me: Eat her entire ass too

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

*Gets hit by a car*
Driver: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please... I need my... phone"
*Opens Twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOO YALL WONT GUESS WHAT HAPPENED"

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

YALL I LOOKED THROUGH THE REFLECTION OF MY GLASS SLIDING DOOR AND I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS CHILLIN ON FIRE BUT IT WAS JUST THE FIRE PIT OUTSIDE

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

I gotta make friends somehow

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What your tattoo says "Nothing" 😂 https://t.co/K3TvWn31CP

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Opening my DMs for 24 hours.

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Obama: you told donald he smelled like updog?

Biden: yeah and he was like "what's updog" and I yelled NOTHIN MUCH WHATS UP WITH YOU HAHAHAH

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Hillary lost the election and Bill called the baddest bitch he knows 😭😭😭😭😭

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FUCK.....I woke up ugly again!

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I think he's pissed 😬

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Let's enjoy Mother Nature.🌲🌌

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

I think it's about time we tell everyone that it's not actually a #supermoon it's just you with your shirt off 😊 @MydarJr

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Why does it look like you have Cheeto Dust on your toes? https://t.co/WL0cf9SWTG

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

Really want to start a clothing brand.

[Brian @BeverlyHillsCEO]

IS THE S OR C SILENT IN SCENT