Brando

if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

[Brando @Myersb35]

@lukaseddy5 😂

[Kadie Smith @kadieasmith]

There’s literally baseball teams named after socks

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

THIS STATEMENT IS INSANE.

[chinqpink @chinqpink]

LIARSSSSSS YALL ARE FUCKING LYING

[ESPN @espn]

It's been 16 years since the Globo Gym Purple Cobras blew a four-man advantage and fell to Average Joe's Gym in the American Dodgeball Association of America Tournament championship game.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Browns’ QB Baker Mayfield responding to a fan on IG:

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron’s reaction to Klay’s comments is all-time.

June 12 would be the last day the Warriors were up 3-1 in the 2016 Finals. https://t.co/SEYXc6rTAB

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[Rory Cooper @rorycooper]

I honestly was not expecting the president to go with ‘the old man bleeding out of his head on the sidewalk in Buffalo had it coming’ and that’s on me. I should’ve known.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[DirtyOught Guido @Devoguido]

Stubhub wants a bailout? Tell them we’ll give them 2 million but after fees it will only be $10.

[Brando @Myersb35]

@budlight @Clorox

[Joe Schobert @JoeTheScho]

🤞🏼

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

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[Cory  @CoryFromPreble]

Myles Garrett would’ve missed less games if had *checks notes* literally raped someone