Not some Chinese bird

Not the former Port Vale legend, please don't send me DM's for after dinner speaking, after dinner I like to nap...then poo

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley Can you never tag me in anything ever EVER again please 😳😳😳

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley The tune kicking in just as it lays there flat is pure comic timing 🤣🤣🤣

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

Sounds like a job for @joe16ledley since he's going to do that anyway 👀

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📺🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fox Sports will pay $50,000 to a die-hard football fan willing to watch every single World Cup match.

• They have started a campaign to hire a 'Chief World Cup Watcher,' tasked with watching all 104 matches across the 39-day tournament

• They will get a personal office; A custom-built, dream viewing space in the heart of New York City’s Times Square

• Throughout the tournament, passersby will be able to witness the fan going through the emotional rollercoaster of tournament play in real time

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

And....blocked

[John O Sullivan @Corballyred]

LFC fans, enough with the nonsense—Kvaratskhelia would not have been a massive upgrade on Diaz.

This season Kvaratskhelia has 27 goal contributions to Diaz’s 47 in a similar number of games.

Even last season (23/24), Diaz posted 25 compared to Kvaratskhelia 24.

We sold the best left winger in the world. Time to accept it. 👍

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

Watch the game, he constantly holds on to the ball for no reason, breaks down so many of our attacks, I would be happy to see him go for free

[Bence Bocsák @BenBocsak]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Just want to say regarding Curtis Jones.

As well as completing the most passes (78) and having the best passing accuracy on the pitch (94%) he also made the most recoveries (16!).

The Liverpool player who made the second most was Konate with 5(!).

It would be a huge mistake to sell him this summer.

He has so much value and he is a club-trained homegrown player.

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley @booton11 @thacks81 Looks like a balenciaga jacket 😳

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley What the hell did i just watch 🤣🤣

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley Jesus christ, I dont remember that!!!!

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley #SorryIveJustCome

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2012, Dale Decker suffered a slipped disk in his back that resulted in a rare and debilitating condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder which causes him to experience up to 100 unwanted, spontaneous org*sms every day without stimulation.

The condition has had a devastating impact on his social and professional life, reportedly occurring even during solemn events like his father’s funeral.

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

There it is, the worst thing I've ever seen, not just on twitter but at all ever in my life

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

ChatGPT has put together its ultimate XI for England... I couldn't agree more with this... 👌

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Jin Sasaki had one of the coldest walk off knockouts of all-time last night 🥶😭

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

If this isn't engagement farming, then this is the worst thing ive ever read on this app

[John O Sullivan @Corballyred]

12 most overhyped PL players ever:

- Jaap Stam: Only 79 PL games for Utd before Fergie sold him.

- Paul Scholes: Zero impact for England; retired by Lampard/Gerrard at 29.

- David Beckham: Flopped at Real Madrid; not missed by Utd.

- Eric Cantona: Never performed in Europe or internationally.

- Didier Drogba: Avg just 11 PL goals/season (many pens).

- Frank Lampard: Defensive liability; poor all-round game; ~40% goals from set pieces.

- Eden Hazard: Avg 12 PL goals/season; only 1 season ≥20 in 7 yrs.

- Willian: Avg just 5 goals/season.

- Jack Grealish: £100m+ transfer; avg only 3 PL goals/season.

- Mesut Özil: Ghosted in big games; luxury player; avg 4 PL goals/season.

- Cole Palmer: 40% of 45 PL goals from pens; rarely vs Big 6; only 2 open-play goals vs top teams.

- Phil Foden: Hailed best England player since Gazza despite 4 intl goals in 49 caps.

Did I miss anyone 😄

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley I know he had his issues but look at how good he was to what he's become, I'm sure he's happy but he's chilling in the slums of Brazil rather than living like the king he was 😓

[RAZOR BLADE @razorblade300]

🚨😭🇧🇷ADRIANO: “I don’t want to have a wife anymore. Women like to talk a lot. On Mondays and Tuesdays I prefer to stay quiet to recover from the weekend: I lie in my bed, watch a movie, put on a documentary, drink lots of water, turn on the air conditioning, and snuggle under the comforter. My mother makes my food and that’s how I’m happy.

The last marriage lasted 24 days. One day I invited the guys over to my apartment. We spent the night playing dominoes and drinking on the balcony and Micaela didn’t like it. The guys didn’t leave, and I didn’t make them leave.

She didn’t understand me and I didn’t want to change my habits, so it was decided that the marriage was over. We canceled the document we signed. Each of us goes our own way, and I’m happy.”

SIMPLY THE EMPEROR 🫰🏽🇧🇷

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley

[Hits Junkie @hitsjunkie]

Who introduced you to rap?

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley It always breaks my heart when listening to an album and then 2 weeks later see on here its x amount of years old 😭😭 I know Danny was a wonderkid on CM but the poor sod didnt amount to much after that first season did he 🤣

[Not some Chinese bird @Mykelc12]

@joe16ledley not his biggest fan but he is very good at what he does and thats show people up for liars and pieces of shit when they are

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Simon Jordan dismantling Eni Aluko is a beautiful sight. 🍿👏🔝