@emmahoneybone@KurtGeiger@KurtGeiger Get this woman a new pair of shoes at once ! She doesn’t need this, especially on holiday. @emmahoneybone you have my support and sympathy. (Not that I could ever pull these off like you do, although judging by the glue, I probably could, with little effort)
@emmahoneybone We might not aim for Chicago but I’ll always have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and sunglasses, whenever you need it.
Answers on a postcard..
@emmahoneybone They are dancing the fence panel equivelant of the American smooth as we speak. It’s like watching the garden centre equivalent of strictly…
@emmahoneybone I spent the weekend fixing a fence damaged by the last storm…. Only to see the panels flapping around the garden with complete abandon and contempt for the concrete posts that have stood firm over the windy night…. I may just leave them where they land…
@emmahoneybone The hurt stays the same size, it’s the life balloon that expands and contracts around it, as the great Gattuso once said…. Sometimes maybe good… sometimes maybe sheet..
We’ve all got you on the sheet days xx
@emmahoneybone You don’t do ugly cry, you’re too beautiful inside and out..… I wasn’t blessed, but I do big hugs. You have the bottomless hug option on tap xx
5 years old - Dad knows everything!
7 years old - Dad knows.
10 years old - Maybe dad doesn’t know?!
12 years old - Dad doesn’t know.
14 years old - Dads gone crazy!
16 years old - Can’t take dad seriously.
18 years old - What does dad know?!
22 years old - Dads talking rubbish!
24 years old - I know more than dad!
26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all.
30 years old - Think I should ask dad about this?!
40 years old - It’s amazing how dad went through all this!
45 years old - Dads been right all along.
50 years old - If dad was here, I could have learned a lot.