Mystic Michael

Living spirit guide

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Dang…. This is so TRUE!!!

[Mystic Michael @MykulLang]

@RobSchneider Would you rather the man in the dress be in the women’s bathroom?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This wasn't allowed in public incase it offended anyone. So please don't retweet it. Thanks 🙏https://t.co/1stbtsNZG1

[Dave West @davidallenwest]

🇨🇦 - Truth below

[Dante Rossi @tvc1five]

“After eleven years of Trudeau-Carney, Canada has become the laughing stock of the world.” 🇨🇦

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

Hannah Stocking has the rare ability to voluntarily control the dilation and constriction of her pupils. This is called Voluntary Pupillary Modulation, where individuals can bypass the autonomic nervous system.

[🌹𝓢𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮🌹 ✨𝒮𝓃ℴ𝓌𝓎✨ @SnowyEngland]

This!...

[Mystic Michael @MykulLang]

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[Mystic Michael @MykulLang]

@MarkJCarney Lower the cost of what? Everything is more expensive since you took control.

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.