Portnoy’s Guy

27, SWU Grad been proving people wrong since 1993 with God's help! retired athlete, use the doubters as motivation! NC➡VA➡SC

[Portnoy’s Guy @MylesButta]

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[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

On this date in 2016, Kris Bryant became the first player in MLB history to record three HR and two 2B in a single game. His 16 total bases remain a Cubs' record👏

Bryant would go on to win MVP that season and lead the Cubs to their first World Series victory in 108 years.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

There have been over 5 million total 18-game spans by players in MLB's modern era.

In none of them did a player have as many hits, doubles, triples, homers & steals as the @Cubs' Pete Crow-Armstrong over his last 18 games:

34 hits
5 doubles
2 triples
9 home runs
6 stolen bases

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

Highest passer rating in the 4th quarter over the last 2 seasons...

1. Jayden Daniels - 116.9
2. Lamar Jackson - 115.5
3. Matthew Stafford - 112.6
4. Josh Allen - 105.9
5. Jalen Hurts - 101.4
6. Joe Burrow - 101.4

[Football Classics @ClassicsNFL]

Bears vs Commanders Week 8, 2024.

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Scary Terry… DAWG.

(via @Commanders)

[NFL Rumors @nflrums]

🚨#Commanders Jayden Daniels looking good out there #raisehail

[Portnoy’s Guy @MylesButta]

@HaysLife4 Like 2 years lmao

[Portnoy’s Guy @MylesButta]

@HaysLife4

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I want to know the context

[Portnoy’s Guy @MylesButta]

Sounds like bs to me lol

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Adley Rutschman golfing is pure comedy

Saying "Oh butter me," flipping the club and then hitting the Griddy is legendary 😭

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Everyone still waiting on their 1st TD Bets

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Used to be $1 like 2 years ago ...

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[Ivan T @QualityTweets78]

So true.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

The price of groceries is no joke. But this is a good skit.

[NormalWorldTV @NormalWorldTV]

$6 Million Toilet Stolen
@LandauDave @QTRBlackGarrett @comednDRichards

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

David Ross Forever. #ThanksRossy