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drink more water. I do stand up 🫠 Follow me on Instagram: @myles_toe

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BREAKING: Logan Roy of Waystar Royco announces he’s leaving New York City following the Mandami win. “Not happy with the direction things are going,” he said.

Meanwhile, his son Kendall Roy says he’s “thrilled a fellow artist was elected to power,” before reportedly freestyling about income inequality.

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“Crazy how Zoran’s the new mayor when you been running this city of my emotions for years.

i know you probably busy rebuilding the infrastructure of your peace, but if you ever need help fixing a broken system… i’m still here.

you don’t have to respond. just proud of both of y’all for winning.”

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@angimozzizzi You sound like a fucking cuck

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@angimozzizzi This is 🔥 as a New York comedian this is great comedy.

Let women be funny!

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@TrnLMinhTr1 @Caitlyn_Jenner LmaoooooO 😂😂😂😂

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Thank god constantly Juuling and vaping throughout high school and college have prepared my lungs for the air quality in #NYC rn #AQI #smokey #vapeskies

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I swear there’s an A24 film about this somewhere

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Tech millionaire Bryan Johnson spends $2 million a year to look younger, including swapping blood with his teen son

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If you���re not already following me on TikTok don’t. #comedy #joke #race #standup

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@elonmusk come get your mans YE

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@meloinhiding @WannaBeReece Ndeed

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Bro I’m so broke The only time i check my back account is to show a homeless person. It could be worst

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If I could be any animal, I’d want to be a chihuahua in Paris hiltons purse because then there’s still a chance I could still get cocaine

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Watch this I made it

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When the acid kicks in

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@latimes Shouldn’t have been there in the first place

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