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[E~ @donthypeem]

He might not be some elite passer. But him and Rice hid each other weaknesses. Mainoo can receive the ball anywhere + offer final third presence. He also helped Jude as he could link up with him in tight spaces mr connect the dots man

[Кактус Джек🌵 @Mylez_Dre]

@FergieStandards I get the reluctance of fielding Scott with Mainoo because of height and physicality but how did Bournemouth dominate so many games last season and end up finishing 6th having a midfield pivot of Christie and Alex Scott who are both 5'9. They beat Arsenal at the Emirates too.

[Sala12 @OficialSala12]

É muito bom ver esse cara jogar.

Meia à moda antiga, camisa 10 que faz gol pra cacete e tenta a jogada diferente o tempo todo

Visão absurda para assistência, tanto que bateu recorde na Premier League

Portugal 2x0 Chile, 1 gol e 1 assistência dele

Bruno Fernandes = Joga MUITO

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

They asked him where his best position was. and this cokehead highlighted 70% of the fucking pitch 😂

[AARONATION 👽 @AARONATION_M]

2019/20 season when De Bruyne got 20 assists.

KDB = 304 crosses in 35 games (10 assists from crosses, 1 from a shot that slighy touched his teammate, and 1 more from a miss-timed shot that landed in front of his teammate).

KDB = 175 corners taken

Bruno Fernandes 2025/26 season:

Bruno = 177 crosses this season in 34 games

Bruno = 87 corners taken

Guess who's being accused of spamming crosses by twitter users.

[Fabrizio Ryano @analyzingfutbol]

Out of per 90 and total aggregate stats, Rice leads one stat among PL CMs… aggregated progressive carries.

For comparison…
Anderson leads 11 aggregated stats.
Bruno leads 21 aggregated stats and 5 per 90 stats.

[zispoms @imzispoms]

this season from Bruno is already top 2 this century for a United player come fight me

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

14 - Bruno Fernandes has created 5+ chances in 14 different Premier League games in 2025-26. On record since 2003-04, only Mesut Özil has done so more often in a season (15 times in 2015-16). Relentless.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Bruno didn’t even look when he laced that initial pass on the counter man wtf goes on in his brain😭

[AARONATION 👽 @AARONATION_M]

304 crosses in 35 games?

Are you a catholic priest?

[KingYT @Leumaswazhere2]

Bruno might be El Bomba but KDB is a cross merchant

21 crosses in one game is just insane

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

If you feel lonely, just start a business. Then at least you’ll have a little company.

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

Bruno Fernandes Premier League stat(2025/26)

Assists – (16) 1st🥇
Chances Created – 1st 🥇
Big Chances Created – 1st 🥇
Chances Created from Set Pieces – 1st 🥇
Through Balls – Most in the Premier League. 1st 🥇
Chance created from open play - 1st 🥇
Key Passes - 1st 🥇
Most chances created across the top 5 leagues while playing only in the Premier League.🥇

Now show me a stat where Declan Rice or any Arsenal player (past and present) is as dominant as this.

[Mod @CFCMods]

I’ll never forgive Arsenal fans for comparing Ohdeargod to Bruno Fernandes man, he’s unbelievably clear.

[乄 @UtdPreXxi]

Played Enzo role, Pedri role,Palmer role btw 🔥 El bomba

[Кактус Джек🌵 @Mylez_Dre]

@Arsenthusiast @xGPhilosophy You forgot this image😭😂

[Кактус Джек🌵 @Mylez_Dre]

@Arsenthusiast @xGPhilosophy You forgot this image😭😂

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

Pedri go tear ACL if he tries this🤣🤣🤣

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🔥 𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄: Bruno Fernandes is a top 5 midfielder in the world!

[Кактус Джек🌵 @Mylez_Dre]

@supermanMOT Hi👋