I wanted to share a kinda funny conversation I had with my Aussie boyfriend.
Him: Why would I put a shrimp on a Barbie doll?
Me: idk, why would you put a steakhouse out back?
Him: π
So lost a friend today. He wanted friends with benefits and I said no so he unfriend me on Steam and Discord. I guess he wasn't a true friend anyway. God has someone better out there for me :)