MF Dubs

I'm in college. Need money. Need food. Please send help. SOS.

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

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[f @WalkerJLindsey]

Please stop running on 2nd down

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

@JoshSvik :/

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

@kariokart Rt

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Why do tv shows always think it’s a good idea to give the main character a child? It is always the tipping point that turns a decent show into a boring ass soap opera

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

the manger's special area is the Goodwill of the grocery store

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Dont forget about the bonus Easter candy in the litter box boys and girls

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Girls will go on vacation, then a concert, then out to eat, then post about how hard their week was

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Who else is fucking HYPED to get 2 inches of snow over the next 4 days???!

[Mickeal Candelaria @ASCWU_President]

With unsure information being released, students are now being forced to come to school after all of this trauma? This is completely outrageous and unacceptable CWU

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Idk what hearing aids are, but condoms are supposed to protect you from this type of shit

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

CWU WHAT THE FUCK YOU TEACHING OVER THERE JESUS CHRIST

[josh @keepitfraiche_]

Rian Johnson kinda fucked up the plot of the sequels big time

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

New years resolutions

- Eat like I mean it
- Learn the ancient ways
- Lift weights
- Invent a new noise
- Put the weights back down
- Move on from Linda
- Linda please
- Idk read a book or something

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

@bmhestir Spittin straight facts

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Start 2019 at rock bottom so you got nowhere to go but up

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Okay kids, time to go to the mall and have a depressed student take your picture while you sit on a fat strangers lap and he demands you to tell him your deepest desires.

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Don't forget the real meaning of Christmas today when opening presents: on this day, our savior Santa died for our sins. 🙌🙌

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Imagine being born super hot and becoming a millionaire from posting selfies. Like I can't even imagine being able to eat everyday and these people just get shit for free for doing nothin

[MF Dubs @MyloWilliams]

Seriously, don't talk to me until I've had my morning 4Loko