Myminion

I drink because of you

[Myminion @Myminion74]

who said that horny cant be a personality point

[Wonder Of Who @JangyJimmy]

listen im against using ai instead of your brain, dont get me wrong

but claude cracked the switch two in like a week bro at some point i gotta concede

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

12 years ago i coached a man

last month he slides into my DMs like a GHOST from another timeline

“i have 2 sons now. i need you to coach them”

do you understand what happened here

this man spent 12 YEARS raising children for one reason

he didn’t raise sons. he farmed them.

like a fucking jungler clearing camps waiting for the right moment to gank

most fathers pass down a rolex & a truck

this man passed down a SASKIO COACHING SESSION

meanwhile your dad passed down a 2009 honda civic

high cholesterol and the exact same hardstuck mentality that kept him at his warehouse job for 30 years

he watched you cry in promos and said “it’s just a game buddy”

it was never just a game. it was a test.

and your entire bloodline failed it

so i coached both boys

first thing i did was uninstall their empathy

the enemy laner isn’t a person. he’s WALKING GOLD TO BE FARMED

i gave them THE BLOODLINE PROTOCOL

NEVER BLAME
NEVER TILT
NEVER TYPE

CARRY YOUR FUCKING SELF

these boys are going to be DEMONS

two predators. same blood.

same coach. same complete absence of mercy

somewhere in korea faker just woke up in a cold sweat and doesn’t know why

i know why

your kids inherit your excuses and your student loans

his kids inherit HIGH KDA

i don’t coach players anymore

i coach BLOODLINES

in 20 years their sons will book with me

in 40 years their grandsons will book with me

in 200 years historians will trace an entire population of challenger players back to one session i ran 12 years ago while you were losing lane to a 0/10 yasuo

i’m not a coach

i’m a hereditary condition

Study the Saskio way

[Punished Anchovy Enthusiast @itsanchover]

Still a truth nuke.

[Ab_111🇸🇴 @Zhoupeng845]

These niggas walk amongst us like nothing

[Spellbook @BloodMagicSpell]

I finally finished Beyond Citadel tonight and I really had to sit there for an hour just soaking in the experience. It's a shame how much of the game will turn away people without an iron stomach, because it genuinely might be the best singleplayer FPS I have ever played.

[djbear. @djb3ar]

Woah, you mean steam is upfront about it and doesnt try to weasel around the fact like some other platforms.

Such a bad company for readily informing you of such a fact.

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

sound logic

[𝙰𝚟𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @AvalonResists]

Told you they were racists and wexit separatists.

Way to go NDP supporters who stayed at home instead of voting.

FFS

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

Holy crap, the BC Cons tried tabling a bill making a new statutory holiday called the Freedom Convoy Recognition Day (and abolishing the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation).

[centurii-chan @CenturiiC]

@wilhelminafr0st @HimemiyaRie 🫡

[Myminion @Myminion74]

@007_lunar just admit your a sexist bigot, hate men, think they are all rapists, and move on, lmao

[Myminion @Myminion74]

@007_lunar also you are purposely ignoring all the people literally saying they would be fine being complimented like that by other men, or the people who have said they have never been complimented in their life and would prefer this, which is much more common for men than women, lol.

[Myminion @Myminion74]

@007_lunar @Prueba2222222 It's a fake watermark. The woman one is the original bro

[Myminion @Myminion74]

@nottheconsolegu I'm sorry artists, but y'all have to live with the fact that 99% of people don't care that you think it's fairly priced or that it sold out so it's fine, no minute of my life has ever been worth 15000 dollars, even if it is theoretically ~1440-1800 images. I hate ai, but come on.

[nottheguy @nottheconsolegu]

artists will complain when people use AI then price their shit at $250 a second