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We watch the movies of the 1980s to 2010s and see if they hold up! Check out our globally charting show, now in its 10th season!

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Now, I know the @WHMPodcast boys have talked about not reading Moby Dick and such, well have I discovered something fantastic. In the free with premium section of Spotify, you can listen to an abridged audiobook of Burt Reynolds reading it.
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@cravedcuddle The umbrella v

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@mythicalstore I have been trying to buy stuff all day, but it says my address is invalid, I’ve tried several, including mine and my nearby friends , and it still doesn’t work. I’ve even let it auto complete.

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You knew this was coming. Sure, it doesn't have the famous character, but you knew it was coming. Enjoy and #HappyHalloween
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Ok, getting close now....OOOOO I AM SO EXCITED! Classic Ep, what do you do when your franchise is flagging and you need to figure out something fresh? Send the bastard to space!

https://t.co/mtFwWF7Zdn

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It wouldn't be the Halloween Season without a Nightmare, would it? A classic scare from an iconic villain? Let's watch the original as we stay awake on Elm Street.

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@NoContextHumans Quality stuffing

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Ok, home stretch. Not a Thursday, Halloween still not here...how about a movie Matthew is obsessed with about how sex is terrifying, I think...Catholic Guilt, the movie!

https://t.co/IMxDdDqWil

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So close to Halloween, we are here, it is feeling spooky and we just had a new episode and now I am jonesing for more! How about monsters and Betty White! Do I ever have a movie for you!

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Still not Thursday or Halloween...hmm. Remember when you took school pictures, there'd be a teacher who took a fun one? You'd be silly but not inappropriate because it was school. Well, let's do a fun one. A weird one that's kinda for kids, but still.
https://t.co/mLSWhCSEaC

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Still not Halloween & not a Thursday. I am hankering for vampires, but bad, so bad that people forgot the franchise revived comic movies; so bad studios stop making R rated comic movies, so bad that the star made direct-to-video movies for 5 years. Yup. https://t.co/Wi33nB9iqQ

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Still not Thursday...hmmm, well, I mean, Lost Boys is great, but doesn't this podcast usually deal in garbage? Like truly bad bad movies? Terrible soundtracks? Misguided sequels? Oh wait, perfect....

https://t.co/RbVyJgSW4r

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Ok, I am on a vampire kick, but need an actual vampire and an actual horror movie. Let's watch an actual good one.

https://t.co/4StzQ9qM1u

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Need more vampires, technically? Witness the career defining movie that nearly broke Daniel as we continue this Halloween driven revisiting month.

https://t.co/t5OHcWPwwv

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Need another dose of October goodness? Try this on for size!

Ah vampires, terrifying! Erotic! Scarousing! Witness the most scarousing of them all in this classic episode!

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Need more Myopia, and wondering about special guest location, hell? Look no further than this incredible movie starring the lovable Sam Neill!

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You're thinking, 'sure one Predator is great, but surely there is more! You know what buster, I'm not sure I like your tone. So I will give you another Predator, but Arnold is now Bill Paxton, Carl Weathers is now Danny Glover and the Jungle is now LA.

https://t.co/ta1aqAUIFb

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So, you are looking for scary, but fun? Horror, but Action? ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? I think I got just the thing for you and not one governor, but two.

https://t.co/cAcYktV1e0

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One Jason movie is never enough? Want more scares in your week from the back catalog? Fine! Let's do a movie that is almost fan fiction. Also, a Jason Movie that is not named Friday the 13th! So we released it the 14th!

https://t.co/Tdm9Il80k2

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Friday the 13th, in October, do you think I am going to pass up the opportunity to share the OG, the one that is an actual movie, Friday the 13th? The one without Jason? Hell yea! https://t.co/mW00IKmutp