Myrauntold

There's only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous!

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i genuinely love an expressive person.
i’m listening, my baby..

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Myrauntold @MyraMercy2]

@MuneneInc I normally use bottled water,ju nikitumia ya tap enye ni salty haitokangi clear. Ama you try both then,boiling and bottled water.

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

😭 Using wet as a verb in a sentence huniudhi. Sasa kuwet ne doe?

[Myrauntold @MyraMercy2]

@goaldigger_ke This is oddly specific 😁😁

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

I should’ve never got locs, I’ve had to cover all mirrors in my home so I don’t turn myself on by accident

[Njeri @NjeriMuchina2]

Here's the nanny's photo. Plaster it on your TLs and all over your other social media to get this evil woman.

Time is of essence.

[Myrauntold @MyraMercy2]

@amanda35473339 @nyuki_malkia May the lord open

[Hot girl named STAR!⭐️ @Starlithottie]

Carrot cake recieves all the hate when Black Forest is the real demon

[Myrauntold @MyraMercy2]

@Fernanchh Ata ungepaste tu number😆😆

[Myrauntold @MyraMercy2]

Next session, ask for meds that make you not want validation from strangers,yeah?
Stay safe.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Tangu nirudi therapy sijajipata nikiargue na anyone online. That’s how good my therapist is. And don’t ask me to plug you, I’m actively gatekeeping her🙏🏾

[KIMSUPREMACY @kimsupremacyyy]

This a scarcity mindset. There’s always a better fucker 😭🙏🏾

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

don’t let the fact that I am deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius!

[mfazi ka Jermaine🧘🏽‍♀️ @bathonghlatsee]

And no one can ever take that away from me

[manti @_itsManti]

Rent was due when Nonso Amadi made Tonight

[Big Kabs🦋 @Omo_olodun]

Period boobs are sooooooooooo heavyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Habo Dafyn Brooke @HaboDafyn]

If they didn't leave you with their tiny relative all will be well

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system