Myranda Burns

Kansas City 💕 IG: myrandaburns

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

So why it be medicining

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[Pitt State Athletics 🦍 @PittStGorillas]

Women’s soccer is coming to Pitt State!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Myranda Burns @MyrandaBurns]

My number #1 problem? Shopping for things I don’t need.. ex. dogs, clothes, furniture, etc

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Travis Kelce out here cutting promos. The man is a national treasure.

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

this time, choose yourself more.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

wHeRe did YoU LeArN tO dRiVe

Me: ”Mario kart where else”

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

you're not even watching the movie

me: yes I am

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Myranda Burns @MyrandaBurns]

I know that I’m old because I’m ready for bed at 8 o’clock 🥹

[Myranda Burns @MyrandaBurns]

When I say I’m obsessed with fall.. I really mean I’m ✨OBSESSED✨ w fall 🍂🎃

[Myranda Burns @MyrandaBurns]

A memory of my house in pitt from 3 years ago popped up after we freshly renovated it and now I’m crying in my car on the way to work

[Myranda Burns @MyrandaBurns]

But like when is she gonna learn .. it’s just annoying at the point

[TMZ @TMZ]

Tristan Thompson is having no problem finding companionship on his trip to Greece ... a getaway on the heels of news he and Khloe Kardashian are expecting a baby together via surrogate. https://t.co/utS4CjFhGT

[Andy Tran @andy23tran]

What's going on here?

[Myranda Burns @MyrandaBurns]

Why does everyone in a Tesla feel the need to go 10 over everywhere? Like you, your sunglasses and Tesla need to slow down, Jerry

[FOX4 News Kansas City @fox4kc]

More than a dozen states in the Midwest, including Kansas and Missouri, have reported invasive worms that can jump a foot in the air. https://t.co/J4kf0gosbT

[Christopher🫡 @chris12chandler]

If you don’t catch your marshmallow on fire before eating it, grow up

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

To break a toxic pattern you have to be honest with yourself about how much you participate in your own suffering.