Myranda Schumaker

27•Wife • Lucille 👧🏼 • Winifred 👼🏻• Waylon 🌈💙

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@kayleekaylee You should be so proud of yourself! 5 months is huge. It is such a mentally and physically hard thing to do!

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@kayleekaylee I really liked hello hello, but I don’t have experience with another to compare.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

idk why but cleaning is therapeutic af to me

[bug girl @buggirl]

just found out if u have adhd and also a uterus u r more prone to severe pmdd! super awesome and cool and cute♥️

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@kayleekaylee That is so scary to know! I am glad she is out and safe in your arms.

[anna ✒️ tortured researcher @queenoedipus]

When did @youmeatsix and @taylorswift13 start to have to same release cycle?!

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

These Colleen Hoover books have me in a chokehold! Keep them coming

[milfshake. @Milfshake000]

Ever realize you’ve already met your twin flame and never get to see them again? Damn..

[aleah.🕊️ @yogirl_aleah]

Being a SAHM seems great until it becomes who you are & leaving the house seems so out of your comfort zone but at the same time you want to do anything but be home. Being a SAHM seems great until you’re the boring friend no one wants to hang out with.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

If you are okay with having Muslim, Jewish and Hindu students sit through a Christian prayer in public school, and not okay with having Christian students sit through a Muslim, Jewish or Hindu prayer, then it’s NOT religious freedom- it’s religious oppression.

[Makquel🫦 @itz_Quelly]

i never stay mad at nobody, life is too short… i just don’t fw you.

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@sammi_lynn12 Absolutely. She reminds me of my sister. It’s like the live in a different universe. Point of view is so off from reality

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

If 500 people sent me 5 dollars, I could pay for my braces!

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@smsp921 Are you serious? Jake all the way!!

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@smsp921 And also quit pushing what you believe on other people. Not everyone is entitled to believe the same things.

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@smsp921 I’m all for belief in Jesus or God, but I am not for people using the Bible to achieve their own agenda. I refuse to believe in a God that is hateful towards anyone. People need to learn to mind their own business and manage their own bodies. Not everything is black and white.

[mack 🪐 @kenzosaur]

GOD AND RELIGION HAVE NO PLACE IN POLITICS, GOVERNMENT, OR OUR BODIES

[Myranda Schumaker @MyrandaMarie22]

@attachedmrsL We try to stay away from candy and spending money on things that will go into landfills after a few days. I get my kids things they need. Chalk, bubbles, books, bathing suits, sandals, bath fizz bombs.