Myranda Owca

Bilingual in English and Sarcasm

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

Reminder: Social media is fake and everyone is lying. ✌🏼 be yourself!

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

“I was in Forbes magazine listed as a billionaire, which really, really pissed me off. I don’t have $1 billion in the bank. I don’t drive Lexuses.” — Yvon Chouinard

breakdown of the Patagonia transfer by @matt_levine
https://t.co/a4Twz0n83N

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

@tjmaxx be like... +13% for the holidays! 🤨

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

I wish you could leave an email thread like you can leave a group chat.

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

The #Olympics is always SO emotional for me! #Tokyo2021 I’m so excited to watch the games!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, broccoli cheddar soup bikini

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

Today I read an article that stated Gen Z thinks the number 1 sign you’re old is if you order cappuccinos... and I feel personally victimized.

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

Cashew Butter is the elite nut butter. 🤤

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

I’m also full of nostalgia today — flipping through old college photos... all. the. feels.

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

Would absolutely love a 4 day work week. Where does the weekend go?

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

@RISS_ross_6 CHEERS! 🍾 🥂

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

You’re welcome. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/6WXZQpTcp2

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

❤️💙🇺🇸

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Tonight, the whole world is watching America. I believe at our best America is a beacon for the globe.

And we lead not by the example of our power, but by the power of our example.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This time of year I love watching the states change color.

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

@_MilliS_ Hahahahaha! 😂 basically.

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

Maybe they should unveil the winner of the election like they do a gender reveal...

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

Q: The most innovative specialty retailer? A: @panerabread

https://t.co/MJjsB0cUul

[Myranda Owca @MyrandaOwca]

Blue moon on Halloween 👻 🎃🌕🧟‍♀️🧛🏼‍♂️🧙🏿‍♀️ SpoOoOky

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

He called racial sensitivity training Racist

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

This is the first presidential debate that needs a cigarette break

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Did the President of the United States just instruct a white supremacist group to “stand by”?