Myranda

Just a Las Vegas bartender 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

She dead ass tried telling me and my boyfriend that we aren’t allowed to have visitors. Told her husband, “Dude, you legally cannot tell us that we cannot have visitors” and then he tried telling me they weren’t visitors and that they were living with us. What the ACTUAL fuck.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

NEVER in my life have I dealt with such an awful landlord. On Sunday gives us 24 hour notice for entering our apartment for repairs and ended up not ever coming on Monday and then just randomly shows up today and starts SCREAMING because I had friends over? Tf?

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

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[Asia ✨ @asiaselevated]

yo tw for bad tippers:

if you go out to eat In this economy and don't tip your servers 20+ percent, stay the fucc home

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

I swear to God when I miss my boyfriend I literally age digress and become a toddler who’s throwing a fit over missing their mom.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

My first rave was at the Hampton Coliseum in West Virginia back in February 2019 to see @Excision, literally best show ever. Been to many more raves since but that night will always be my favorite rave.

[Josh @Joshua_Machuca_]

My first rave tomorrow and I’m seeing @Excision what should I expect?

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

@wxtchbtch Literally my food service industry job made me work last night when I came in crying due to an accident an old friend had been in AND they tried to call me in today. My retail job gave me two days off so I could take time for myself. Food industry is toxic AF

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

@mamaoftwobeans Literally, gonna make my anxiety think I’m actually pregnant and I know damn well that I’m not.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

I hate that I’m at the age that anytime I get nauseous people always ask, “are you pregnant?” Bitch, I better not be.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

Fairly fairly certain I have shingles AGAIN and this shit is no joke. I’m in SO much fucking pain.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

I seriously am in LOVE with the fact that I live in a state that’s 80 degrees in March/April.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

The different reactions that I got between my two jobs when I made them aware of my mood being affected by a close friend of mine passing really just shows how trash and toxic it is to work in the food service industry.

[𝓙𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 🪩 @jennaguilarcruz]

How I listen to Fractals

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

It is genuinely so amazing to me to find a job that has my confidence just skyrocketing with. I have taken a picture of myself EVERY single day I work this job because I’m finding more confidence in myself.

[Myranda @Myranda_AD]

Second day open in my first ever retail job and I made a $1,000+ sale and had the girl almost in tears she was so happy to find clothes that fit her. I seriously LOVE my job

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

Your child not wanting to share things with you, in their times of crisis/need especially is a direct reflection of you as a parent and a lack of trust they have in you 🤷🏾‍♀️

[JANTSEN @jantsenmusic]

I just wanna do hoodrat stuff with my friends 🥺