Myra Robinson

Baking enthusiast, militant feminist. Works in health promotion/ sexual health. Raising a family in Northbridge with @simoncollins74, Rosanna 👧🏼 & Hugo 👶🏼

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@AmazonHelp @SimonCollins74 @AmazonAustralia *spoiler alert* the problems were not actually solved

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@AmazonHelp @SimonCollins74 @AmazonAustralia I liked when you got on loudspeaker talking to the (presumed) male customer service assistant started doing something to fix it. 2 minutes of a man speaking to a man over my 30 minutes of asking for very reasonable solutions. Maybe I was using my “bossy woman” voice again.

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@SimonCollins74 forgetting Hugo’s birthday and Top Gun 2 comes out 😜

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

I AM TALLER THAN ALL MY FRIENDS, BY A LOT!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@BernieDieter I saw it at the cinema, I may have smuggled in some bubbles... and some aperol... I just hope you had a LOT of gin to make the movie entertaining, can’t wait to hear your review 🐱🐈🐱🐈🐱🐈

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

Almost 5 years since my last tweet but the world is a hot mess and #BachelorInParadiseAU is back so I think it’s time to return to the trashfire that is #twitter 🔥🗑
#trashfire

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@Transperth bus 3050 route 68 this morning. Remind your drivers to a) have some manners and b) lower the ramp for parents with prams.

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@lisa_fernandez copied your hair. Follicular dedication to the mighty @freodockers #gofreo #foreverfreo

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Do they give out blue roses in a liberal party leadership ballot? #libspill #bachelorau #teammalcolm #teamheather

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@Centrelink it was actually an issue that I needed to speak to a human about. When using online queries I have never received a response!

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@Centrelink you mean 5pm aest? It was 3pm in Perth and after 1hr 50 minutes someone eventually picked up and was very helpful

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@Centrelink I was listening to hold music for 45 minutes now there is silence on the other end of the line. Pick up?

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@aidanwbmc I asked Rosanna what she thought of @SimonCollins74's @EssendonFC jumper. #sorrynotsorry #foreverfreo

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@Centrelink phoneline is engaged, doesn't even put me on hold. When will I be able to speak to someone!? #babyonlysleepsforhalfanhour

[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

Julie Bishop warned there would be consequences as the #Bali9 are executed. http://t.co/tnYq8f2rn2

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

This little @Fremantle_FC Dockers fan can't contain her excitement about today's game #AFLFreoPower

[Simon Bloke Collins @SimonCollins74]

Well, Crazy Town's Butterfly makes Smash Mouth sound like Leonard Cohen. Horrific @rageABC #watchingrage

[Myra Robinson @Myraspice]

@SimonCollins74 @RossDuckham @aidanwbmc 3 coke zeros and 2 diet cokes please! http://t.co/HWp1LFblXL

[Ricky Martin @ricky_martin]

.@dolcegabbana ur voices R 2powerfull 2B spreading so much h8 http://t.co/30Oe2hcxNt Wake up,Its 2015 Luv urselves guys #boycottdolcegabbana