Myriad

Interactive Streamer. Code Monkey. Eldritch intern. I talk way too much. The show must go on.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I gave my pngtuber a dynamic shadow based on the gameplay! All in OBS, so it only kills performance a 'smidge'...

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I hate having skin, it would look so much better on the floor of your bedroom

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

Could tonguing the wizard act as a counterspell?

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

The economy is so bad that vampires have started watering down their blood by 70%.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I’m going to make a movie called “Freaky Good Friday” where Jesus swaps bodies with Judas

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I’m going to just start posting everywhere that I am a millionaire so I can use G.A.I., to gaslight banks into giving me money.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I’ve been to like four second acts this year. Always the Dark Night of the Soul, never the Apotheosis.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I’m tired of people complaining and doing nothing about it! Whatever I’m going back to bed.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

Did you hear how they crossed a leach with a mosquito?
They call it a landlord.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

Damn, this new #residentevil gameplay is fire

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

fork

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

“Can I DM you?”

I don’t know, can you?

Oh they blocked me.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

Hey, you alright? You barely touched your emotional intelligence.

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

This isn’t an announcement, it’s a warning.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

What’s my secret on how I lost 50lbs? 😏

Poverty.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

If you’re walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk I’m not moving out of the way. We have to bump into a kiss. It’s the law.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

Oompa Loompa, doompa-dee-dah
It’s so sad that Steve jobs died of lig-ah-mah

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

What about a gender swapped version of mpreg? Has that been done yet?

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

Cut my nuggets into pieces, in this food court.
Better texture, digestion.
Don’t give a heck if I break the skin breading.
Kintsugi chicken art.

[Myriad @Myriadaptive]

I showed you my copy of moby dick, please join my book club