Myron

Everybody Lies and People Are Stupid

[gareth @east_ldn2026]

This is what happened on the a13 the other morning. Just got to slow down it’s really not worth it

[Financial Times @FT]

Companies rush to fire high earners before UK ends cap on unfair dismissal payouts https://t.co/oaHTnbaEhU

[B @utdbrxy]

It’s 2026 and Ronaldo has responded to Messi within 24 hours

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Update?

[juan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @juasanalghaib]

talking about the next Prime Minister like he's Pogba ffs

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[َ @rmngifs]

absolute cinema

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

There's a magic to Manchester United...

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

you know what’s funnier? look at the quality of Bruno’s team-mates compared to Henry’s and De Bruyne’s. and look who his manager was for half the season.

even getting close would have been absurd. actually equalling the record is NUTS.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Among the greats. ✨

Bruno Fernandes goes level with Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne for the most assists in a Premier League season.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

✨️

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is named the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🏆

[🇦🇱☣️ @BaldeWaves]

Low-key one of the funniest days on Football Twitter