Myra Muili

Writer/Editor/

/🏍️ babe/

/Eats life with a big spoon/

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

I don't want to be consumed,
I want to be met.

https://t.co/mVmQU66hqu

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

It's not even a joke. 😂

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Ata kama tuna focus on wantam on the presidential seat we also need to send home hao mPigs wote wenye huvote yes to this mediocre regime✅✅

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@LinkedInHelp Hi,

My account has been restricted for a month now. During this time I have uploaded my ID, DL and even passport and always, I am unable to access it. Please help.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

One sign a story is doing its job well: the reader never has to stop reading to research.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

Global writing works when it welcomes the reader without flattening the voice.

I explored this idea using five different books including Big Little Fights by Bikozulu. #writingtips
#editing

https://t.co/aA4QYICNzt

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC I can work again!! 🎉
After the third call, that agent finally got it done. @Safaricom_Care Good luck fixing the issue.

PS: I plan on making myself a nuisance again if tomorrow I find myself here.

PSS: Doing the right thing in the first place would save us all the time.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC We've had no internet for one and a half hours now. Customer care says it's a fiber cut. It used to be that you'd assign data to us to use as you fixed the issue. You don't care about that anymore?

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Hour 4. Time to go look a neighbour in the eyes and maybe touch grass. Will do hourly updates now because clearly, this is not urgent for my toxic boyfriend.

Also, is this a ploy to get us to spend more on data? 😲😲 a #Conspiracy theorist is born. #WorkingfromNowhere

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@cbr_babe @SafaricomPLC 😭😭 but we love him. 🤡 🤡

Also, introduce me to a new guy uone vile nitasonga. Problem is: huku kwetu the management doesn't allow any other internet provider. 😭 I don't know if they are getting paid for it.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Operation mobilize the troops 🫡
If you’re reading this and have ever borrowed my hotspot, eaten my snacks, loved my puns, or just enjoy seeing me online - now’s the time to return the favor.
Kindly lend your voice. Tag @Safaricom_Care and tell them my ancestors are buffering

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Fun fact: I work remotely & stable internet is... kinda important. Being offline while trying to work is like:

- brewing tea with cold water.
- editing a book without track changes.
- asking a KTM rider to conserve fuel. ✌️
- finding a quiet Rongai nganya.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care Still no data. No internet. But lots of personal growth. I now know how to breathe through frustration and resist the urge to launch a Wi-Fi router out the window. Progress.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

Fun fact: I rejoined X a year ago just to talk to @Safaricom_Care since they aren't reachable on email and calls can be a headache.

10-minute update: My deadlines.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

@Safaricom_Care @Safaricom_Care How short is shortly? Because I am still waiting. This is ridiculous.

[Myra Muili @MyshMuili]

Hi @Safaricom_Care Please check your DMs. I've been looking for help fixing my internet for days now.