My washing machine:
"To open the door mid cycle would be to unleash such terrors upon the world that I must forbid it!"
My dishwasher:
"No idea, mate. Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?"
I am torn between being exhausted arguing with rape apologists and conspiracy lunatics, and keeping giving responses to these fucking animals and maniacs because someone has to.
@originalwoowoo@SteveRogerSmith@grok Look, you got prosecuted and you think that's wrong but you dont need to defend a convicted rapist to make your point. Argue your own case.
@DrFlow20@theloverofstars I'm wrong enough, and when I am, I say so.
But there's no evidence thus far to suggest I am, but hey, keep apologising for a rapist.
@tehTrunk Chris Hughton scoring a brace in a 5-0 win over Arsenal in 1983.
I went with my dad and gave a lift to two Arsenal fans from my village. On the way back to the car my dad told me not to rub it in. They left after 30 minutes and stood next to the car in Seven Sisters.
@originalwoowoo@SteveRogerSmith@grok No, we see a conviction for what it is. He is guilty in the eyes of the law, and, frankly in the eyes of most people as well.
Your personal conviction I have no knowledge of, but fucking hell, you're not selling your point.