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Keeping up

[MouseSmurf @MysiaG]

@sainsburys Are you having problems with your online systems? I’m currently not able to amend my order for delivery tomorrow. The mobile app and browser version are both going really slow and can’t load my trolley. The app keeps logging me out. Thanks!

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Just had another "we are currently experiencing a unusually large volume of calls - and will be with you as soon as possible" message.

JUST BE HONEST instead record

"we are currently understaffing our call centres, we will be with you as quickly as is financially expedient!"

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

“I don’t know the Malverns or Brecon Beacons but they sound funny”
“Yes, they’re hill areas”

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.

The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.

Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

[manny @mannyfidel]

I've seen videos of fathers picking up pieces of their children. People in tents being burned alive. Mothers shot dead while begging for food. And now, emaciated babies in the last moments of their lives. Israel's war on Gaza is the most evil thing I have ever seen in my life.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨 This morning we turned the street outside Labour Party Headquarters in London into Jabaliya camp in Gaza.

Listen to Ahmed Masoud talking about what the Israeli army did to his neighourhood and family.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

One element of the political policing intimidation attempt is over.

We played a historic set at Glastonbury. Whole area closed an hour before due to crowds. A celebration of love and solidarity. A sea of good people at the world's most famous festival.

Shortly afterwards we learn of an active police investigation. An investigation that followed after the Prime Minister himself said it "was not appropriate" we played Glastonbury.

Walk off stage to the rapturous sounds of good people and into the creaking scheming sounds of the establishment.

This "investigation" was reported across the world's media often with wildly misleading headlines.

Every single person who saw our set knew no law was broken, not even close....yet the police saw fit to publicly announce they were opening an investigation.

Why open and publicise an investigation into fuck all?

This is political.

This is targetted.

This is state intimidation.

After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes - you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action - that is seen by two people only.

There is no public apology, they don't send this to media or post it on police accounts.

We will continue to fight.

We will continue to win.

[MouseSmurf @MysiaG]

@MartinSLewis I work in a niche role in publishing. If you fed my email archive into an AI, you could train it to do pretty much most of my job ☹️

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

David Hyde Pierce really was on another level

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

1 in 5 of the UK’s care workforce have a non-British passport.

Starmer would have us believe these carers are the “squalid” result of a “failed experiment”.

I say they do vital, necessary, humane, skilled work and they are worth their weight in gold.

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

I need you lads to understand that Europe has an average birth rate of about 1.4

No charismatic politician bothered to tell you how fucked that makes us.
But as we get older, we need more care, more GP appointments…

Without immigration we will have no pensions very quick.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Wonderful. Although I quite like ‘restaurant’ because it rests on the idea of being ‘restored’. Restaurants were originally establishments supplying fortifying meat broth intended to restore health.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

Yvette Cooper on #r4today echoing Trump’s racist characterisation of asylum seekers as criminals & specifically rapists.

We are on such a dangerous path towards the same deranged, fascistic nightmare as they are seeing in the US - all justified by hatred of migrants & refugees.

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

Despite what spin @Keir_Starmer puts on USA trade deal, any deal which includes agricultural products will include everything, including this dangerous chicken.

@ZoeJardiniere

[Asylum Matters @AsylumMatters]

There's a post going round here claiming people seeking asylum are 'relaxing by the pool' in taxpayer funded hotels.

That's quite clearly nonsense, but since these sorts of lies keep coming up, perhaps it's worth talking about what life is actually like in these hotels.

🧵 👇

[Asylum Matters @AsylumMatters]

@HelenBamber People who've fled war and persecution deserve decent homes in communities. They deserve the chance to work, to rebuild their lives with dignity and independence. They deserve more than £8.86 a week to survive on.
It's really quite simple.