🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓

Hi! I'm a Trans Man (He/They), I go by Myst or Lir. MMFWCL. #justicefordaishin #freeloki

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

The Divines save their hardest battles for their funniest clowns.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

My speed dial is a cluster fuck.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

I can’t believe how much a Lego theft case has exposed so much blatant corruption in Utah.

[CHA @cipcapcupz]

as a girl that grew up with sailor Moon: it's absolutely perfect 😍

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The reason we think dandelions are weeds is because of a 1950s marketing campaign.

Dandelions, native to Europe and Asia, were brought to North America in the 1600s by European colonists who grew them deliberately.

Every part is edible. The leaves are a salad green, the flowers were made into wine, and the roots were roasted as a coffee substitute and used medicinally for liver and kidney conditions for thousands of years. They were a kitchen-garden staple well into the 1800s.

The shift happened after World War II, when 2,4-D (originally developed for chemical warfare research) was approved as a residential herbicide. Companies like Scotts built the modern lawn-care industry around the idea that a perfect green lawn meant zero broadleaf plants.

Dandelions, being bright yellow and resistant to mowing, became a visible enemy, and the campaign worked. By the 1970s, "dandelion-free" was synonymous with "well-kept."

They aren't native, but they aren't doing significant ecological harm either. The herbicides used to kill them, on the other hand, kill bees, contaminate groundwater, and have been linked to non-Hodgkin lymphoma in humans.

If you hate dandelions, it's most likely due to a marketing campaign that ran before you were born.

[Mazi @amazing_mazii]

A BIG OL’ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MANE 🪏🪏🪏

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

Picky ass eater.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

@Foreezyo @HungSolo713 @KampHotMeat17 @ynot_lunchbox77 Ain’t no BK worth 30$ for a meal.

[𝒮𝓉𝑒𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒 @theSTRANGEST]

I miss Nicc Bizzy.

That’s the tweet.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

@Foreezyo @KampHotMeat17 @ynot_lunchbox77 @HungSolo713 You must eat a lot of ass to know that one.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

@localclowncrew Always packed with me!

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

I’m hoping I’ll have a tan before the gathering based on how much I go swimming.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

@KampHotMeat17 Think of all the astronauts from Ohio. People are going that far to leave here.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

@KampHotMeat17 On yeah. Columbus has fucked sewers and they make most of the place smell like gathering ass.

[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

@KevBuc315 happy birthday man! Hope you have an amazing one!

[Jordan🦋 @pinkmilenko]

Happy birthday @KevBuc315! 🎂🎈🤡✨

[Sike Sick @SiKeSiCk]

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[🤡🏳️‍⚧️ Myst-Tea, a Juggrlo 🌘🪓 @MystTea]

Man I started to look at how much I put into my fish tanks.

I’m about to start charging them rent.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

The way this had an absolute chokehold on me as a kid