Mysta AK Booker

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• Creator & Thinker 💭
• Rizz Merchant 👑
• Men’s Advocate & Your Future Ex.
Don't take it personal. 🥂

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Landed safely. 🚀 The timeline just got a whole lot more interesting. Adjust your expectations. 👇 Drop an emoji if you’re ready.

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[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Sometimes the highest bidder is the highest beater.

Choose your man wisely. The price of the gifts doesn't tell you the cost of the relationship.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

You be hatin' on the folks from the same team, who your coach is? 🥶

Internal competition will have a whole team losing while everybody thinks they're winning.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Weekend inclined. 😎🥂

Less stress, less explaining, more living. If the vibe is off, I'm out.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

A man's saddest reality is being everyone's strength while having nowhere to put his own pain.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Dating in 2026 is just two people pretending they don't care while checking each other's last seen. 😭😂

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

When they had to block you by themselves for their relationship to work. 😂

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Monday has a funny way of exposing who actually enjoys their life and who just enjoys Friday.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Be honest…The plans changed 😅

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

They wanted a relationship nobody could interfere with. They eventually realized outsiders only enter through doors already unlocked

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

They learned the hard way: the problem was never who was knocking.

It was who kept opening the door

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

They can dress their partner modestly, hide their relationship, and guard every notification.
If loyalty needs surveillance, it’s already expensive

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

They talk about every girl's short skirt
when their girl's long skirt is lifted by everyone
😂😂

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

By the time they realize what they walked away from, the door won't just be closed—the lock will be changed.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

You gotta turn around to see what you can see what you turning down

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

Let the blessings flow...

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

You’re an expensive steak being offered to a vegan. It's not about your quality; it's about their appetite.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

You fell for the illusion, but honestly, even I thought I was being sincere. 🙂

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

it doesn't matter if you're the most beautiful blue, if their favorite color is green.

[Mysta AK Booker @MystaAKBooker]

I don't break hearts, I just return them in worse condition than I found them.