Mister Bluebird

a person

[Mister Bluebird @MysterBluebird]

SWOT Analysis of using Twitter

STRENGTHS: memes are fun

WEAKNESSES: ruining my brain

OPPORTUNITIES: kill more time

THREATS: *might* destroy humanity

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@mcsweeneys Parenting secrets, exposed. This is true to life.

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@janecoaston Same with Bladerunner! He just gets beat up the entire time.

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@HelloCullen Blackberry, Tetris, Air, Flamin’ Hot, Barbie, Dungeons and Dragons, Super Mario, Trolls, Transformers, Gran Turismo, Five Nights at Freddy’s… it’s the year of movies about products.

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@Theholisticpsyc @Cobratate Prolly don’t want to be associated with this particular dude…

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@davidcinema Defoe, the Lighthouse

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

A Tesla burst into flames on a PA highway late Tuesday, burning so hot as to only be recognizable by its rims, firefighters said. Because of the lithium battery, extinguishing it took around 12,000 gallons of water, instead of 500 gallons or less.
A metaphor for all things Musk.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

“The vehicle burnt so hot and long that if it was not for the rims you might not even know it was a vehicle.” - Fire Dept Spokesperson. The family and their dog escaped the vehicle unharmed.

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@elonmusk You bought a restaurant and set it on fire, and now you’re yelping about how great the turnout was at the grand opening. Dude, people just like to watch buildings burn.

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@elonmusk

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What if we all posted nothing but videos of Teslas catching on fire….

[bob loblaw lobs law bomb! @Fraamkie]

Burning tesla my buddy sent me. Took the fire fighters 3 separate attempts to fully put it out because it kept blowing back up.

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@McJesse I was thinking Sky Tremors. But yeah. I liked it.

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@Kris_Sacrebleu This guy lived in his van in front of my house for a few days in 2011. Different van (white, covered in fake blood), same crazy theory.

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@_AshleysWorld Thank you! This has been driving me crazy.

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@mad_rae I went searching Twitter to find out if I am the only one who is bothered by this. ITS A 7 HOUR DRIVE!!!

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I love when people drop the most carefully-crafted, devastating clapback in history on here and then end the tweet with “so your point is mute.”

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@saywhatagain If y’all would’ve bought more captain zoom tapes, we wouldn’t be in this mess.

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Wife: I can’t be friends with an Aries

Me: Don’t be a spacist.

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@maggieNYT *sarcastic rhetorical question*

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@bessbell Welcome to My-hand-y? Handcocked? I-Slapbot? Bad Boyz, 2? In-deep-hand-dance day? Sorry, I’ll stop.