Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio

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[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 Kirko feels like a bad omen, it’s over for sure now

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Hinge match likes the strokes, she smokes cigs when she drinks, and word dropped retarded last night. She’s the one. Gonna fumble this for sure #nolightattheendofthetunnel

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 I’ve asked all my friends why do I only see the world in black and white now and will the pain ever go away

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Yes dude, shadow box in front of all the benches in the gym! Everyone loves you!

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@CamWegener1 Clash also made the suicidal thoughts come back, grinding tho

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Downloaded hinge again, 2 swipes, felt the suicidal thoughts come back, deleted. #newrecord

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 The love of my life

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Sarah Reese lookalike contest at my house in my room at 8pm!

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 Elon Bust, can you make mom love pop again

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Update here: sent the post to my boy who had his profile views on (amateur) and she blocked all of my friends and family again #wewillgetemnexttime

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Ex girlfriend is on boyfriend number 2 since the breakup (less than a year ago) and has already posted tik toks of them “falling in love”. Might load up the barbell with 405 and see how that moves on my neck!

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 Will keep that in mind, thank you Elon for making this a safe space for me

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 Idk if anyone can get more autistic than the last one

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Ex girlfriend is on boyfriend number 2 since the breakup (less than a year ago) and has already posted tik toks of them “falling in love”. Might load up the barbell with 405 and see how that moves on my neck!

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

ChatGPT when I ask it to put my boys face on a nazi soldier

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

End users when you say you can’t give them their coworker’s password so they can “get a file that their coworker hasn’t sent them”

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@lemonademan99 Sucks how hard this goes

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Joji dropped a deluxe album ladies and gentlemen. Gonna be a depressing weekend

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Wait you don’t want to go home with me? Did you not hear me say I was offensive mvp on my highschool lacrosse team?

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

Cool dude I get it, I’ll just drink these 17 beers by myself then I guess

[Sheldon “Mega Knight” Mysterio @MysterioSheldon]

@dailymousememe Nah I agree. Radon, chill