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[Matthew @goingbungus]

He also rapes children. Shut the fuck up

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@S0NNYSTYLES @CFBKnights @ChrisThunderX @espn Tennis fans know that, but the point is that EVERYONE knows who Serena is, tennis fan or not

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@vogayah @espn I understand your point, but Victoria doesn’t have name recognition outside of tennis fans, while Serena is a household name who just came out of retirement and won her first competitive match in years with Victoria. That’s why this news is significant.

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@HunterBiden follows nobody on here. So naturally, he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible and follow me, an absolute nobody.

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Call me crazy, but I think Arnaldi withdrawing is BS. It was an all-Italy semifinal, he withdrew because they thought Cobolli had the best change of beating Zverev in the final and wanted him to be well rested.

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These fuckin idiots think we’re stupid

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

His eyes are literally open in the clip you posted, you dumbass mouth-breathers

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@Kynstagram @HQNewsNow Alas, he did briefly open his eyes

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

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Watching an episode of ER from 1996, and you know that cognitive test Trump is always bragging about acing? Well the doctors just administered it to - get this - a DEMENTIA patient.

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@phils_ball @TerribleJyon @Emolclause I think they really shifted their sound with Magma though. I wouldn’t have any problem classifying everything prior to that as death metal. Maybe progressive death metal.

[Oxford Union @OxfordUnion]

A statement from the President, Arwa Elrayess:

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@Emolclause As much as I would love to believe she is an actual conservative voter ready to break ranks, she’s wearing a Gojira shirt. That just doesn’t track

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@phils_ball @TerribleJyon @Emolclause Legit question, what subgenre would you say Gojira is, if not death metal? Prog?

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@Halfie_Tano @michaelatbat @TennisChannel I mean they say it multiple times during every broadcast any time Hawkeye comes up. All you have to do is watch and they’ll tell you it’s 3mm.

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Guys guys, leave him alone, he’s a WARFIGHTER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Pete Hegseth is doing some masculine shit

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@pictoshi @BShulkes @UnderdogNFL @SNYGiants What are some of the left-leaning policies/beliefs you support?

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@NYJ_Jeff @richardopls @SNYGiants @SNYtv You know what, you’re right, he WAS a much better president in his first term. Problem is, he was already the worst president in history in his first term.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP NAME REMOVED FROM KENNEDY CENTER BUILDING

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