MysteriousJ🐝

Programmer, artist, the guy at the local who wants to play Skullgirls. Soulcalibur VI champion of spudsport. Art:

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"Web scale" is simply too small to be worrying about in the year 2023. We need to start thinking about Cosmic scale. What sharding architecture will my app need to ensure it can handle 1 billion year's worth of users?

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@elusivepanda flocking instinct

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@elusivepanda Does that mean you still deliver a good speech when hammered?

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@chooseagoose Ah I was supposed to fix something involving power bi this week and had zero clue what I was reading. I gave up, best of luck to you

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@chooseagoose (if you're building software compile whatever on the command line and open the exe with visual studio for debugging)

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@chooseagoose Solutions cause nothing but problems!

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@natazilla Most writers hire a professional printing press to get all the paper cuts for them

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@PinkSlime_FGC @GetGoodFGC Man that is a cool tournament venue. If I could get a workout between my matches that would be fucking amazing

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@elusivepanda They just want higher max reps. Or have specific joint issues they need to account for. But probably the reps. I go by whatever this site says for all my workouts https://t.co/Xzj9pjNNwr

[buckdave @elusivepanda]

I’ve been thinking bout strength…and June 2nd!

The next era of fighting games begins this Friday, so here’s this to share my excitement! Meet me in the streets 👊🏽

#streetfighter #streetfighter6 #fgc @CapcomUSA_ #capcom @StreetFighter @EVO #evo #videogames @CapcomFighters

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@Hilarylifts Imagine if you could just walk your kids around and let them eat grass, and then boom, they're competent adults and can FLY

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@MattApocaalypse I definitely enjoyed exactly half of the game

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Hi @Harada_TEKKEN, can you elaborate on how the team has implemented rollback in Tekken 8?

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@elusivepanda All right Mr. Smoothskin, what's your process and what do you use?

[chunderfins ✨Hazelnut Hex 1.1 out now!!✨ @chunderfins]

a little collection of witch animation i've made over the years 🧙‍♀️💫

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Everyone using social media needs to read How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. People waste an insane amount of time with ineffective communication and arguments that do nothing but make the person they're talking to double down on their existing position.

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@Fyre_flye Paper books from the library! Especially when it's a high quality large print

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@ibrune92 @elusivepanda @MattApocaalypse Awesome game. No way Dave would like it.

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@elusivepanda He drafted on you, you did this to yourself