MysteriousSkittles

A little creepy about the Utah Jazz, RSL, and Liverpool FC. Formerly known as Mystery F. Skittles

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

@JazzJargon Nah. It’s not that he’s bad. He just doesn’t fit. And he’s making too much. There are no other moves. If you don’t trade him, you’re running it back.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

@JazzJargon Mike is the only move. Gotta unload him and fill in role players.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Welp, see you all next season. Gonna take a Twitter break.

Sincerely hope the Jazz make some major changes.

👋 Mike

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Never knew Knicks fans were so patient.

[Jonathan Tavernari @For3JT]

Boy does Donny look good in a Knicks jersey!

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Trade Mike

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

That shot was a good Summary of Mikes season in Utah.

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Fuck Mike

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Why the fuck is Royce picking up his dribble??

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Rudy gives up and open dunk. Mike gives up an open 3. F

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

What if Mike Conley played like a $30mil player?

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WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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Donovan’s been inefficient. If we win, he’s got to be efficient in the 4th.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Attack Jokic, switch Rudy onto Murray on the pnr. Win the game.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

We are the Utah Donovans.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

A guy at work today says he doesn’t watch the NBA anymore because it’s too political.

And, fuck him.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

@postgame_malone And he’s stopped Murray as well. Figured out that 2 man game just in time maybe?

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

CLOSE STRONG

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I’m here for this

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

I think the Jazz should switch Rudy onto Murray on every Jokic pick.

Then be ready to rotate back if Jokic doesn’t shoot the 3.

[MysteriousSkittles @MysteriousSkit2]

Is ���one and done” the stupidest phrase for a basketball announcer?

The defense should rebound a missed shot.