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Don't ask me when are we going to wrap. Rolling!

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Revealed! Inside the car of every AD when in production. #setlife

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Dear whiny dept head, when you bitch to ADs about how hard your dept has it, please remember that our work includes ALL OF IT.

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@flamencokat @SmrtAss_Costume sometimes possible, not when they have full sleeves on forearms. Body hair makes covering tattoos problematic.

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@SmrtAss_Costume @flamencokat definitely. But actors are not on top of this, and our producing studio is totally nuts about it.

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We want to fire our location dept so bad, but can't find anyone to take over. Waiting for shows to get cancelled. #toomuchproduction

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@flamencokat @SmrtAss_Costume tattoo artists can hold copyright on their tattoos, unless image is public domain. ProdCo would b responsible.

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Newest production meeting scourge: aggressive cell phone vibrations.

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Dear episodic TV directors: being rude to the crew will get you nowhere fast. Remember that you are just passing through. We live here.

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Just had to recast a role because the actor had too many uncleared tattoos. Actors, think about that.

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When your co-worker eats salmon in your tiny, windowless office. 👊🏿👎🏽#grosssmell

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"Maybe I can send that non emergency email on Monday instead of Sunday!" said no one on my show, ever.

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Sharing a thin wall with accounting during prep is illuminating, fascinating, and terrifying.

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Am I a Puritan, or has drinking on set become a Thing again??

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Now the producer assistant is walking around with a case full of booze, offering it to everyone. WTF again?!

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The Line Producer offered my PA a pot laced cookie. This is on a studio level basic cable show. WTF? He politely declined.

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Aggressive patchouli (or any perfume/cologne really) should get you fired. That shit stinks. #SetPSA

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Can I break the generator in self defense, and make this shoot day end?? #please?

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When working with models....

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Camera assistant keeps marking J camera "Marking J". May the odds always be in your favor, camera dude.

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@kcarroll9 if I try to take a job like this ever again please stab me in the eye first. It would be less painful than this shitshow.