Anodyne Corporation

A global leader in Construction, Pharmaceuticals, Tourism Management, and Deep Earth Mining.

No Mountain Too High, No Tunnel Too Low.

[Anodyne Corporation @MysteryPit]

Our commitment to a sustainable future is brighter than fireworks.🎆For the 23rd year in a row, the Anodyne Corporation is happy to sponsor the #July4th Celebrations at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park. Lets keep our natural spaces beautiful.

[Anodyne Corporation @MysteryPit]

Please note that the Park HAS NOT and WILL NOT ever hold an "Easter Egg Hunt". Any multi-colored eggs found within the Park grounds should be left alone and reported to a Park Ranger.

[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

Springtime is in full swing in West Texas; why not make some Easter memories this year with a picnic at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park? Table reservations fill up quickly, so call ahead for availability.

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The Mystery Flesh Pit RPG Kickstarter is launching in late April! Sign up here to be the first to descend into the maw: https://t.co/U2qX7xnAde

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The Mystery Flesh Pit Tabletop RPG is launching soon! Sign up here to be the first to receive updates: https://t.co/U2qX7xo82M

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SUPERORGANISM-SIZED SAVINGS: 20% off all Merch until Monday night.
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Re: MFP Videogame Kickstarter

[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

For a few reasons, I’ve decided to cancel the #MysteryFleshPit videogame Kickstarter so that anyone who pledged receives a 100% refund. More info here: https://t.co/fHvdqIrRvB

[Anodyne Corporation @MysteryPit]

If you like Mystery Flesh Pit, there's a good chance you'll be into Spectral Haptics.

[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

The first piece of my new worldbuilding project is LIVE! Happy Halloween! https://t.co/MkIvxthcvV

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Nobody wants to work anymore.

[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

A venterial mining crew enlarges & clears fluid from an existing duct in preparation to move in larger extraction equipment.

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These early explorers were pioneers. Heroes.

[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

Back in the early 70s when some ranchers discovered the Mystery Flesh Pit, they lowered a pig into the abyss to see what would happen. No one knows what happened to the poor animal.

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flesh pit mail is the best kind of mail 🤩🦠🥩

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[Trevor Roberts @OrbitalOddity]

Pins are back in stock! https://t.co/3x3sHoOZlh

[Archiviste Initiative @ArchivisteYT]

Un petit preview de notre vidéo à venir sur le @MysteryPit de Gumption, Texas. L’Archiviste nous mènera dans les tréfonds du gouffre comme vous ne l’avez jamais vu.

https://t.co/RHCjliwJpV

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Now Available: Mystery Flesh Pit Enamel Pin https://t.co/QAcs363PmE

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@mister_wurm Do it!

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A limited-run of 250 Anodyne patches are now available on the online souvenir shop: https://t.co/7g7hBzurKi

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After a fun April 1st, we're all back to work at OSHA's best kept secret!

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Come on down! Though there isn't anything interesting or noteworthy to see at this completely understood, fully measured metal water tower whose date of construction and purpose are completely known & documented.

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*Assuming you have not seen any technology newer than 1992.

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Spring in west Texas brings dust storms & high winds; escape the weather in our state-of-the-art* visitor center! View spectacular geobiological formations in high-tech* comfort!

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This spring break, consider a hiking trip to the Bronchial Forest Caverns of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park!