ThePartyMystic

Hi, I’m your everyday practitioner of the Mystical Arts! I’m also an ambassador of the Squirrel Union and Jello enthusiast!

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@StrahdVonZ on halloween do tricker treaters go dressed as monsters and other ghouls or as adventurers and normal humanoids?

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@npc_an The secret is, it’s a normal mirror.

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@npc_an The mirror of irresistible beauty!

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@Powerscorerpg This is a tricky task, no doubt! In my studdies, I have hypothesized some ways. The main issue is that you lose your soul, so if you get that back and you’re not a true vampire, then you should only need a powerful cleric or other divine magic to heal you back into mortality.

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

Happy birthday to @skytheshookest ! Lots of cake and celebrations for you! Just remember, after your 163rd birthday, time just flies on by! It feels like I was 87 just yesterday...

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

Okay, it pains me to break character, but why have I had to block nearly 10 bot accounts in the past week. If I see an account with nothing but links that was created in the past month, then it’s getting blocked. Once again, I sincerely apologize for breaking character.

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@StrahdVonZ @MacGuffen Is this in the nature of vampirism or are you just so much of a gentleman that it destroys you from the inside?

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@DungeonFacts *players proceed to walk into the dungeon and be surrounded skeletons who are absolutely grooving to the ska that perpetually plays*

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

WE DID IT, TEAM UNEARTH ARCANA WON THE BAROVIAN HUNGER GAMES! Thanks to everyone who fought hard for their district, I hope to see you all next season!

[Roman (waiting for Valko to return) @roman_zephran]

CONGRATULATIONS @TArtificer AND @MysticParty FOR WINNING THE FIRST BAROVIAN HUNGER GAMES!!! CONGRATS TEAM UA AND THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR PARTICIPATING. SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR.

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@TArtificer I’ll take some pickles^2! As long as they work better than jello^2!

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

A WIN FOR TEAM UA! WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

[Roman (waiting for Valko to return) @roman_zephran]

10 MORE POINTS TO DISTRICT 5!!! They are on a roll!! @TArtificer @MysticParty!!!!

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

I’m sick of all of these parties complaining about being trapped indefinitely in Strahd’s domain or not being able to kill him. I mean, seriously, I did it casually in an afternoon. All it took was some cranberries, a few sticks, and a sack of flour.

[Dark Lords | Monsters | Villainy | Sith | Books @darklordjournal]

All it takes is one bad day.

The other 364 bad days are just gravy.

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@EzmereldaDAveni @StrahdVonZ Listen, that was a one time thing 6 thanksgivings ago, I’ve learned since then, I need to use potassium nitrate, not potassium iodide.

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

@TArtificer You also mastered time travel?!

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

Did you know that 100% of giant squirrel sightings are utterly terrifying? They’re commonly mistaken for bears! It’s rare but can happen when a pregnant squirrel is eating certain plants, namely certain types of mushrooms that feast on giant carcasses.

[An Important NPC @npc_an]

-GIANT RAT FACTS-
Did you know that %86 of all Giant Rat sightings are actually just Opossum, Racoons or Beavers? It's true! Real Giant Rats use this to their advantage by playing dead, going through trash bins & gnawing down trees so that folks don't suspect!
#DnD #MonsterFacts

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

TEAM UNEARTHED ARCANA FOR THE WIN! LET’S DO THIS @TArtificer

[Roman (waiting for Valko to return) @roman_zephran]

A member has become inactive so the teams have been swapped as little as possible but now @ThePartyMonk and @AetherWarlock are on a team!

[ThePartyMystic @MysticParty]

Mystic is the name and dying is the game.

Wait, mysticism is my occupation, what was my name?

[Roman (waiting for Valko to return) @roman_zephran]

Healers have located @LevistusStygian @TXanathar and @MysticParty