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aspiring ?

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The goal is to be the well dressed mysterious new guy at the function

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Los Angeles Lakers star Austin Reaves is optimistic to return to action in Game 5 against the Houston Rockets on Wednesday night after missing about four weeks with a Grade 2 oblique strain, sources tell ESPN. Reaves will be a game-time decision for the third consecutive contest.

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@iamjakehill Grand Rapids bc where I live

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@dillonpomeroy Anthony Edwards ✅
Cost of Rudy ❌
Rudy 🤷‍♂️
McDaniels hand 🫨

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How has no one taught young men that metal stretches pans. For the love of Betty Crocker

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Anyone who shows up to the gym in jeans deserves jail time

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Me keeping it cool like I didn’t just hear the dumbest statement I’ve ever heard (this month)

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“Just like dogs chase cats, we are the dogs chasing that kitty” - two dudes in my apartment building elevator 🥸

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A lone “Ok” from a parent or relative has a crazy feel. Like, are we good or did you not get the answer you want and you’re just gonna ask me again in a week.

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If you’re the couple kissing every 2 mins while we are stuck on the tunnel boarding the plane, you’re my 13th reason

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@AndrewLeezus Man made lake 1/53, keep going to collect them all

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I’m down if people want to start using ‘groovy’ as a way of responding to hearing something good/cool

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@DaniGeorge_ Fire

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JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO I PROMISE ONE MORE LANE WILL FIX EVERYTHING ONE MORE LANE BRO PLEASE I SWEAR ONE MORE LANE

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😳 #MyTwitterAnniversary

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It’s raining here today & most people got hoodies, boots, etc. I’m walking back from work & a man (not college aged) looks me dead in the eye with this jungle cruise, “imma show you the secret behind the waterfall” looking hat 🧐 I lost my sense of self as this man just walked on

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I be posting on social media just to remind myself that I exist

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Instagram notes are an underrated shenanigans zone

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The girl at the cashier just complemented my accessories, am I trendy now?