MythicalBlade

[Macro Alpha @MacroAlphaHQ]

🚨 The physical oil market is about to vomit 60 million barrels of stranded crude directly onto an Asian refining complex that structurally lacks the tank space to absorb it.

Goldman and Morgan Stanley are politely slashing their $118 Brent targets back down to the $70s today, but the sell-side PDFs are actively burying the actual catastrophe.

Retail energy bulls spent the last three months aggressively bidding up paper contracts on geopolitical panic.

You thought the Strait of Hormuz bottleneck was a permanent structural bull case.

You didn't realize that while those VLCCs were anchored, China quietly bought up the entire available West African and South American float.

The commercial storage tanks in Shandong are effectively topped off.

Now the chokepoint is reopening and three dozen supertankers are firing up their engines to deliver crude that nobody actually needs for the current cycle.

Asian refiners are going to hold these stranded incoming cargoes hostage.

Physical differentials are going to absolutely crater as desperate traders dump oil at fire-sale discounts just to avoid punitive floating storage fees.

This isn't a simple supply normalization or a benign geopolitical relief rally.

It is a synchronized physical liquidation event.

If you are still holding long-dated calls hoping for a mid-summer supply crunch, you are actively volunteering to be the exit liquidity for institutional desks unwinding their hedges.

Wall Street banks aren't lowering targets because they magically re-ran their supply models.

They are lowering them because the order books on the physical side look like an unmitigated disaster.

Enjoy the $BRENT glut.

[Drew TV @Treggsman]

Elon Musk is the first trillionaire in human history.

Quadrillionaires from Zimbabwe and The Weimar Republic:

[MythicalBlade @MythGamesLLC]

@idropFbombs Unpopular opinion:
A prohibition against cannabis should be enshrined in the Constitution.

[Nevada Geigle @NevadaGeigle]

Johnny Rebel - Quit Your Bitchin' Nigger.

[MythicalBlade @MythGamesLLC]

@calvinfroedge Not factoring in China's economic freefall.

[MythicalBlade @MythGamesLLC]

@tradeoilstocks Once I saw what was happening in China I knew the oil play was at least in serious doubt.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

I say this with love PLEASE STOP SMOKING WEED!!!!!!youre developing schizophrenia without realizing.

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

The limit for the US making war is basically 4 months, a 4.6 on the 10-year, and $120 oil

Yikes for the long term

[MythicalBlade @MythGamesLLC]

Anyone who ever thought weed should be legal is a degenerate failure of society.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

never seen something fall off as hard as people thinking weed should be legal.

[loomis @knxvilleballpit]

"dude, that is the worst fear i could ever imagine" i swear some jackass pranks come right out of a saw movie 😭

[Because We Live Here 🇺🇸 @BWLH_]

Just ban blacks.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

@moonchild23580 Non-vaccinated

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The 9-to-5 system should be completely abolished. Workdays should be 10-3 or 9-2. There’s no reason people should spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. This is why so many people hate their jobs.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

This is the real pandemic

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: First unofficial gameplay footage from Indian Simulator has been leaked.

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

The competency crisis is becoming a real issue for many businesses

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Stay away from people who belittle you jokingly. Even close family.

[Hunter Biden 2028 @HunterFor2028]

Melania Trump files a BILLION DOLLAR defamation LAWSUIT threat to Hunter Biden for his comments about her EPSTEIN connection.

Hunter Biden responds: "Fuck That... I'm not apologizing"

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Walking decreases cortisol.
Hugging decreases cortisol.
Gratitude decreases cortisol.
Laughing decreases cortisol.
Being kind decreases cortisol.
Meditating decreases cortisol.
Time in nature decreases cortisol.
Helping others decreases cortisol.
Slow breathing decreases cortisol.
Limiting phone use decreases cortisol.
Petting your dog/cat decreases cortisol.

[Leddy @LeddyLLC]

High cortisol is aging you faster than drinking and partying

It also kills memory, makes you snap at people you love, and shrinks your hippocampus.

Here are 7 ways to reduce high cortisol:

1. Sunlight on skin in the first 30 minutes.