Jacob

Professional Potato

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

@Travis_in_Flint No, Biden on vacation? Shocker

[Medford Alert News @MedfordALERT]

Three years ago today, the #AlmedaFire began a destructive path that eventually destroyed 2500+ homes and 3200+ acres.
Here is our full account of the fire, as it took place.
We look back today, while also seeing hope in the future for those impacted.

https://t.co/H0CvTzlWCY

[EDEN @iameden]

if you are suffering please seek help. you are never alone and there is so much love for you out there. we all really want you here. you are valued. please talk to someone.

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

But what the fuck kinda question is “am I happy”..

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

@Investments_CEO Holding steady at 4000.

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

@TruBlackLegChef @DogecoinRise .30 rn dude

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ð is for Ðogecoin! Instructional video.
https://t.co/UEEocOfcTb

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So … it’s finally come to this …

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA! CAN YOU NOT CATCH ON FIRE FOR A MONTH?!?

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

Fuck a good majority of you. But, all the same. Thank you for being in my life. Happy Thanksgiving

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

See and behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Notice that it is barren. I no longer have any fucks to give. I am fuckless. ZERO FUCKS. None.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

OKAY I’LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT: THAT DRESS WAS WHITE AND GOLD.

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

Medford released the crackheads again. They’re basically jumping in front of cars.

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

So. Eggnog is in the store. BUT DUTCH BROS DOESNT MAKE THEIR EGGNOG CHAI UNTIL NOVEMBER. WHY TEASE ME LIKE THIS, GOD? WHY????

[Jacob @MythOfLegend]

As soon as this time of year comes around. My unhealthy addiction to eggnog is reignited.