Emily

[retsoor @retsoor]

trebek: the sound of the front door in your childhood home

the smell of the inside of your father’s hat

the part of the roof you could access via the trellis

each family member’s distinctive footsteps in the hall

the smell of woodsmoke

contestant: what was lost

[Emily @MythicBeast]

Want to REALLY stand out at Coachella? Easy! Create a fun pastel festival romper using cotton candy and get gruesomely devoured by ants

[Emily @MythicBeast]

When a tree busts out into itty-bitty blooms and the sky outside is blue spring gets SPRUNG

[Emily @MythicBeast]

@waelwulf Hi!

[Emily @MythicBeast]

@waelwulf I love this tweet.

[PEPE @ClaimPepeErc20]

I'm your sweet innocent friend who will smile coyly at a fallen tree if you whisper that it likes me.

[Emily @MythicBeast]

Syncing your thoughts to another person's and talking out of their mouth like wifi speakers, as a prank.

[Emily @MythicBeast]

You just like music because it justifies your twitchiness.

[Emily @MythicBeast]

@odd_yungin thank you!!

[Daniel Manitou @ActualPerson084]

A PRIVATE FIRM HAS WEAPONIZED THE SENSATION OF GOING TO A ROCK SHOW ALONE

[Emily @MythicBeast]

@Greg_Coogan yes!

[Emily @MythicBeast]

@Greg_Coogan But tell me what you love when you've watched the video ten times in a row please.

[mark leidner @markleidner]

you had me at me being a figment of your imagination

[Emily @MythicBeast]

Looking at the night sky. So great! Infinity out of infinity on a scale of one to infinity. Infinite stars.

[Emily @MythicBeast]

Invent an app that shows you the location of the nearest starving child every time you consider clicking "buy" on a pair of $400 boots

[Emily @MythicBeast]

That awkward moment where it dawns on you that you're totally gonna become a weird old lady with a house full of sacred crystals and chimes

[Emily @MythicBeast]

"No no no, she SEEMS really bright and cool and stuff, but that girl has a DARK SIDE." -- the sun, talking shit about the moon

[Emily @MythicBeast]

I'm quiet at first but once you get to know me you realize I'm just a looming sunflower at the edge of a field, swarming with wasps.

[Emily @MythicBeast]

I'm quiet at first but once you get to know me you realize I'm really just a scarecrow brimming with barn spiders. Maybe put your glasses on

[Emily @MythicBeast]

That beautiful moment you wasted by thinking about how awkward it was