Mythic Monkey

[Mythic Monkey @MythicMonkeyMan]

@OSoulsie So this what integration feels like? Didn’t even have to read any of Jung’s books, just read the spark notes. Piece of cake!

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You are beautiful!

*this tweet is meant for multiple people in multiple different ways

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The dog is yours.

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Going to genetically engineer myself to grow eyes in the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me. No more knifes in this back. 🥸

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The Greek gods made the best weapons apparently.

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Last pack. Might need a vape for the transition though.

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Go bake a fucking cake! 😒

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My dog knows a cigarette means outside time and I’ve only been smoking a few weeks. FML 😭

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@um33m3 Several times a week.

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And then I opened my gift, and found the place evil hides.

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@isaidfuckit_ The cup must first be emptied.

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Who up trying to gaslight people they jealous of? 😂

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Sunny about to come home with a whole lot.

[ily @luhyoumf]

"you get treated the way you treat others"

that's a fucking lie

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Unfortunately the pin on my heart was pulled long ago and I don’t know if I’ll ever find the pieces.

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@MasterNumber I’ve seen it in person 🥲

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You guys will never guess what Jesus did.

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Movies as meditation

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Asking the scarecrow if I can smash those pumpkins.

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@throatholding 🔥