@UphillForOddity "Did you just call me 'bro'?" Carter blinked a couple times in confusion as he turned around his in desk chair and took off his glasses, a pleasantly puzzled look in his eyes.
"Alright, mate. What's the riddle?" Up he comes, to see what the issue is.
xmas husband duties at your mother in law’s house:
be the favorite
wear the best sweaters
drink too much coffee
give the best presents
nap on the couch at least twice
oh no that’s absolutely a fucking curse and those bitches deserved it. protective shit like that exists for ancient burials. you’re gonna get your shit rocked.