MyWeirdThoughts

Thoughts always attack our brains; this is a place where all of those thoughts can be read for the enjoyment of others. retweet and like your favorites!

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@lexi_lou_thur Best wings ever

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Hey I thinks it’s time you meet me!

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If a pregnant woman goes swimming, does that make her a submarine?

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#fastny

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#fastny

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To all my NY chives #fastny

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To all my ny chives #fastny

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Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

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@TheCrazieCrew #teamedgehat

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Several bees were found dead today..... Thought to have committed insecticide!

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Stop trying to govern MY UTERUS, Republicans!! #GOPDebate

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Can you ever have to much happiness?

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If you put your bed together upside down does the monster under your bed now live on top of it?

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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? #vegetarien #animalcrackers

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Why do they sterilize lethal injections? #deathbyneedle

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What's satan's last name? #satan

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If Viagra had an interpretive dance for their commercial. #before #after

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Has anyone else heard the hotdogs go on in the song my heart goes on? #titanic #hotdogs

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Burps and farts are the ghosts of your food!