Myranda Marie

I swear I don’t love the drama, it loves me | TCU | AOII

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

@McDonald ’s may have 2 cheeseburgers and a fry listed as #2 on the menu, but it will always be #1 in my heart ❤️

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Slack going down an hour into the first major work day of 2021 https://t.co/ckKAfowyzq

[fobalicious fan club president @tomsandovaljr]

kris jenner works hard but chick fil a employees work harder

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

Damn at me next time

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you to all of my great Keyboard Warriors. You are better, and far more brilliant, than anyone on Madison Avenue (Ad Agencies). There is nobody like you!

[kimberly nicole @kimcastiillo]

i'm gonna tell my kids this was Albert Einstein

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

@smglancey @Cara_mg @sweatyhairy @katiesays_ Omg but really... being 13 is hard.

[𝒞𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓉𝑒 @La_La_La_Lestie]

Bruhhh I love El Paso

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

🕷😱

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

Me, but about work emails -

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

I’m not over protective.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

It’s wild to go from being a gifted child to just a regular old fucked up adult!

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

Me to all my middle school haters- https://t.co/ZHDcPsjCel

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

[jenny from the block @Jennyythegr8]

If my bachelorette party doesn’t have...
• Men crawling up rocks
• Meryl Streep doing a dip to avoid an ex
• My three dads that I didn’t know about
• Donna and the Dynamos
• The songs “Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)” and “Voulez Vous”
Then I don’t want it

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Summer vibe.

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

New job, who dis? Prayers as I put in my 2 weeks notice 🤭

[Myranda Marie @MyyrandaWrites]

RIP my corolla 🙏🏻❤️ https://t.co/mO0razdTx3

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[TCU Athletics @TCU_Athletics]

if you then you
don't love don't deserve
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