I sat my wife down for us to play Mortal Kombat. She quickly went to pick Kitana as per feminist. Emi ika, i have beaten her like she stole meat. Scorpion werey "get back here". Her eyes don red. O fe ke. E sweet me 💃💃
I sat my wife down for us to play Mortal Kombat. She quickly went to pick Kitana as per feminist. Emi ika, i have beaten her like she stole meat. Scorpion werey "get back here". Her eyes don red. O fe ke. E sweet me 💃💃
Dear @followlasg
I am a law abiding citizen of Lagos State. 2 nights ago I was shocked to receive an sms that I had been fined for not having road worthiness on a car that I thought was eligible for 5 years as a brand new car. Went immediately to a centre & discovered that
Lawyers, let’s do a thread.
Let’s talk in some obscure language, using case laws. Just for fun.
I go first:
Before you Hyde v. Hyde, make sure you consult a lawyer…
Guys are protectors of their sisters, yes. But a sister about her brother? I promise, you don’t want to find out what they can do and the lengths they can go.
Nobody is safe from Nigeria. As long as you live there or have friends and family who live there, Nigeria WILL come for you like it came for that guy's wife and kid at Badagry General Hospital yesterday.
It is from bitter personal experience that I am telling you this.
When I started my first job as a medical doctor, my parents knew how much I was earning monthly but they didn’t know I was earning more as a writer then.
I sent them a Christmas package that year, my dad called me immediately to ask where I got the money from, if I’m now stealing in Lagos.
Even as an adult, I had to explain my earnings to them because of the VALUE SYSTEM I was trained with, and that’s how I intend training my kids.
"Very few men realise that the sharp girls they meet and fall in love with are sharp because, among other things, they’ve got challenging jobs in stimulating places. That such jobs are also demanding. That these are also the kinds of jobs that keep the mind active — alive. (1/4)
One day, we will talk about how ex bankers, especially HR, move to other industries like consulting, oil and gas, etc and pollute or attempt to pollute those sectors with the toxicity of the HR styles & policies in the banking industry. But this Monday is not for violence.
@helloTishe_ I agree with you. KGA, Ikpeazu SAN, Bozimo SAN already do election petitions together... They were in the office that year for that Tribunal we had.