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A huge fucking whore

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Just a whore

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You lie and fuck

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Never will I trust you at all

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I can honestly care less about you

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Life is a bitch

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Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn't drinking enough of it. #booze #quotes #mzquotes

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it's interesting that the first half of your life, people tell you what to do. For the second half, they tell you what you should have done.

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the "parallel universe" version of me must be having a terrific day. #mzquotes #quotes

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If I could fly like a bird, I know who I'd poop on first. #quotes #mzquotes

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anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them. #quotes #mzquotes

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I hate when people say "when all is said and done" when, in reality, they never stop saying things and doing stuff. #quotes #mzquotes

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Studies show it's okay for me to just say "studies show" in front of whatever I want to say and that makes it true. #quotes #mzquotes

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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. #quotes #mzquotes

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In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused (cont) http://tl.gd/83m9lj

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My friends and I have been through so much together, and most of it was their fault. #quotes #mzquotes

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"Don't Give a Crap Day" is tomorrow. But nobody gives a crap so there aren't any cards. #quotes #mzquotes

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I wish I could just CONTROL + ALT + DELETE this entire day. #quotes #mzquotes

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If a person smiles all the time, they're probably selling something that doesn’t work. #quotes #mzquotes