Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Anti-MLM. Atheist. Nurse. Autism/Epilepsy Mom. Tattooed. Mediocre wife. Horrible Mexican. Skeptic. Procrastinator. Neurotic. Proud Ally of LGBTQIA+ and BLM.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

Remember when @jokoy used to do after-show photos. Yeah, me too. Now he’s too big for that and that makes me happy AND sad. Either way, I’ll be seeing him for the 8th time in October! #standupcomedy #jokoy #houstonimprov #toyotacenter

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@Barbi__7 @CenterPoint Linemen and map say I should have power by Wednesday. I hope I’m still alive then.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint I feel like Jason Wells is just trolling us now.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@Rice_Crispyboi @CenterPoint Welcome to the red-headed stepchild of Houston. Baytown here and still nothing. At least I’m used to this shit and keep my expectations low. Or else I’d be super pissed. 🙄

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint Any ETA on the “date pending review” category? For fks sake, it’s like pulling teeth with you people.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint Jason, I mean this from the very bottom of my heart…

🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@HoustonOEM @CenterPoint If only CenterPoint was just a phone call away.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint Legit question: is your social media person posting about “safety”and “responsibility” with a straight face?

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint I stg if that CEO even thinks about grabbing one of those bottles for a drink he’s going to catch these hands.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint I, myself, am working to stay cool and hydrated AND face high temperatures and humidity…INSIDE MY OWN FUCKING POWERLESS HOME!!

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@CenterPoint I’d allow access to my yard, my pool, my BBQ pit, even my husband if someone would just show TF up!

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@CenterPoint Are these 12,000 restoration workers in the room with us right now?

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

I’d like to thank @CenterPoint for helping me cut my electric costs this summer. Think of all of the money we are saving by not having power after #hurricaneberyl. 🙄 /s

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

This #PresidentialDebate2024 is freaking elder abuse and hard to watch.

Neither of these geezers represent me or have my best interests in mind as a 40-something Latina.

I’m not high enough to watch this.

[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

He said when He returned, we would not know Him

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@g3minij0hn Oh damn! Who’s gonna tell him?

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

When is the #toxicgossiptrain merch coming out?! I need it in my life.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

@cheesecat777 @SGD037 @iilluminaughtii I recommend Savannah Marie, CC Suarez, Erin Bies, Julie Jo, Isabella Lanter, Hannah Alonzo and Deanna Mims.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

I hate to be the one to tell Ron DeSantis this but Disney’s dick is bigger.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan @MzTurdFerguson]

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