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RN🩺| A Jesus Girl!||

[𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂 𝓕𝓸𝓻 𝓤𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 ☙ @PenelPixie]

Is Kaly Kaly not capable of rejecting the gig? Or you people know something we don't? Is he being blackmailed or something?

[b*rry @st22ary]

la pire série du monde mais je serais la le 27 août à 9h précise

[Yana🌸 @yanaaszn_]

The sexiest thing a man can do is make you feel secure, not uncertain.

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Nigerians are so deeply fascinating. What do you mean you borrowed money from a loan app and then deleted the app from your phone?? What exactly was that supposed to do?

[ISHMAEL 🏴‍☠️☠️🇿🇦🇨🇩🇵🇸 @mr_shimmy]

The smell of your pee when you’re on antibiotics is like walking into a pharmaceutical company 😩💊

[Dr. George @GeorgeAnagli]

“Opening a condom with your teeth.”

wakyi gu hɔ

[Ms. Dede🌸🧚🏼‍♀️ @Barbiedoctorr]

The only closure I ever really need in my life is either a 5 by 5 or 6 by 6 tbh.

[Kojoo_kay @kojoo_kay]

Why can’t everyone see that it’s about the weird unrounded up figures?

[Selikem Komla🇬🇭 @thechriskoka]

Seeing snaps of the Big Six Experience.

Hmm. The classism dierr its all of us oo😂

Sorry for who no go big six waiii.

[Poverty Slayer @Kin_goldfather]

You do teeth whitening finish you dey come fan fool we with Colgate.

Nyame nkoaa

[Dziedzorm💚 @SSDziedzorm]

This is like when a man moves to you and you say no and he goes: “oh fior, you koraa you are not nice like that, I was just pitying you”😭

[Nana Afua💕 @Nana_Afuaaa]

😂Asem yi y3 me sere parhn.afei na masor3 yie
Why are trying to put me on a spot because I rejected an offer??
You had a woman already so why exactly were you asking another woman out????

[DIOR @diorasfff]

the real reason why i don’t like picnics is because we sit on the grass & there’s nothing to lean against

[Ìfè Ńkìli @china_okoli]

Every other 1st class graduate is posting on LinkedIn but see my own sister on TT:

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

I'm honestly too lazy for certain things.
For instance, I cannot cook food from my house and then go and give a man. I also cannot go to somebody's house, wear their shirt and start washing their weeklong pile of dirty clothes.
It just cannot be me, I am lazy.😭

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

I been craving a lot of intimacy lately. Not like in a sexual way though. I just want to be loved on. A warm hug or sum 😩

[Mr.AHENKORAH @_mrahenkorah]

Scanty and Highest Eri tasted Nigerians Garri soakings and Fish combo, their face says alot😂

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

Do they have a waist bead to secure my appointment as the new UN Secretary General?

[ajay @1meajay]

make i use this one console myself for all the financial mistakes wey i don make this week