Chop Life

Please don’t take me serious 😃

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

People are not the standard
Scripture is the standard

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Xiaoma, a polyglot, was invited to give a speech at a high school for Language Week, and he delivered the entire speech in Gen Alpha slang.

[a @abiodun_]

me procrastinating on that one twitter article everyone’s saying we should read

[Hansel Praise @hannytalker]

We’re hiring 🥳

If this role excites you or you know someone who’d be a great fit, apply here- https://t.co/1RVYbeiiPR

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

I just want to say there are people who do 1hr on the stairmaster 🙌🏾

This 2026, we are breaking limits 💪🏾
I will start with a polite 20mins 🤣

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

[Avinash Singh @AvinashSingh_20]

Might get Deleted → This is everything you need to learn Business Analysis, Data Analytics, and Project Management Resources:
https://t.co/DFjUO2q9MU

[jagunlabi🇵🇹 @Aaliyah_Lillli]

did we not just crossover??

[ₜₒₗᵤ𝓌ₐˡᵃₛₑ🌸 @toluwalase_xo]

"I like you"
Na normal thing, join queue.

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

🥷:I like you,you are not like other girls
Me:(the leader of other girls )

[A I S H A @EemanBintSulaym]

Data Analyst.

Responsibilities
· Prepare reports and dashboards
· Analyze datasets and identify trends
· Write and optimize SQL queries
· Validate data accuracy and consistency
· Support stakeholders with insights
· Document reports and KPIs

Requirements
· 0–2 years of experience in data analysis or internships
· Solid understanding of SQL fundamentals
· Strong Excel skills (functions, pivots)
· Basic knowledge of BI or data visualization tools
· Analytical mindset and attention to detail
· Ability to explain insights clearly

Benefits
· Fully remote work
· Fixed salary paid in USD
· Paid training & mentorship
· Flexible working hours
· Clear growth path in data & analytics
· Supportive remote team

📩 Apply Now
Send your CV to [email protected]
Subject: Junior Data Analyst – Remote

Good luck

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

It describes how both a beginning and an end can be mutually beautiful 🥹

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

This is what happens when someone genuinely loves their work.

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

I love brass bands 👌🏾

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

A long drive and cuddles is just what I need today 🥺

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

My fave time of the day: a reminder that all things have an ending which is good and bad 🥹

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

Light $5000 nor go bad right now

[Chop Life @Mzz_lyd]

2am moments

[Novelle art. @artistryhere]

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[Albert | KatruGuma @albertKatruGuma]

“you shouldn’t be blowing your own trumpet”

Me in 2026:

[Nathaniel Bassey @nathanielblow]

SONG OF THE SPIRIT TODAY

I have taught severally that when you wake up in the morning with a song, you should SING IT ! For as long as you can until you sense a release in your spirit or to a point of saturation. That prophetic song becomes an instrument in the realm of the spirit - For ministering to God (As the song of the Lord), a song of deliverance and just for edification and encouragement to you. And also as a message of some sort from God.
I have had countless experiences and encounters with spiritual songs, so much I can write a book by God’s grace. If you have not been taking this seriously, you should.
Job said “10 But none saith, Where is God my maker, who giveth songs in the night;” Job 35:10.

I woke up with this song today and asked the media team to help fish it out. We sang this during the hallelujah challenge. Though not an original. I heard it first sung by a South African Lebo Sekgobela. And it’s a powerful declaration.

I don��t know why the Lord revealed it to me from my dream today. But I thought to share with you after sharing with church.
Use it as a rod today! And see THE LION RAOR !

“8 The lion hath roared, who will not fear? the Lord God hath spoken, who can but prophesy?”
Amos 3:8