Noob

"Bottoms up! Can’t get worse than this, right?"

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@GRAND_SHOWMAN Ugh. Shut it. I don’t even wanna look at you.

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#16 - Noli

The most ANNOYING LITTLE SHITHEAD IN THIS REALM. The absolute NERVE to TAUNT DEFENSELESS PEOPLE as you’re using your SHITTY STAR to MURDER THEM. You’ll get what’s coming to you eventually, you egotistical PRICK.

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@1X_OFTHESTORM I wish I could, but they’re extremely hostile. Would be nice to have someone to talk to. Also, not to be rude, but they really don’t have mouths…

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#17 - 1x1x1x1

Another egotistical prick. Extremely annoying to deal with, especially those pissy minions. I don’t have a real reason to hate them besides the fact they’re just annoying. Perhaps I’d like them more if every interaction wasn’t them stroking their own ego.

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@Elliot_PizzaBoy Hello, Elliot!

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#9 - Elliot

Sweeter than a swig of Bloxy Cola. A little worried, because he’s always in the line of fire, but he’s nice. A little cold at times, though.

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@ms4shedlestsky I’ll fight that monster even if it means I die trying.

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#22 - The Spectre

Do you enjoy watching innocent people suffer? Does this entertain you? Do you feel joy? I have so many questions for you, but you’re too lazy to answer.

No image, because I don’t know what it looks like.

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@ANAFABUTIME What is the-huh???

*All they could do is look around frantically.*

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@BLAMEJOHNXD Hey, I’m just being honest!

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#1 - Shedletsky

What a stand-up guy! I remember idolizing him back in my adolescence, so seeing him in the flesh is still kind of mesmerizing. Despite that, it seems like I’m being led on in every interaction I have with him. Overall, I enjoy talking to him.

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@MAGlCALPUMPKlN Huh. The more you know…

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#12 - Dusekkar

Frankly the most helpful and most determined to escape out of the people currently trapped here. Quieter than his peers. I wonder if he has anything to do with this?

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@faithlessdevote I don’t even interact with them half of the time! I could be minding my own business watching a teammate get chased, and then I get trapped by the big one and shot down by the small ones! It’s very inconvenient, you know.

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#20 - Azurewrath

Oddly hostile to people he doesn’t know, including me. I don’t have any real thoughts on him, though those plants suck to deal with, they get my hands all dirty…

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@faithlessdevote If I so much as look at the small ones they gun me down, what do you expect me to do???

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x Well, you can’t be sure of that! Most of the time, they’re lucky!

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I get the feeling I’m gonna get targeted the next time I’m in a round with this guy…

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x But Chance and Jane will help me! I hope.

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x Maybe not, but my team sure can..! I hope!

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x B-Bold of you to assume people like Elliot would sit still the entire round!

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x Becaaause, you’re gonna give the others more time to fix generators, and then you’ll lose! Or something.

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x Erm…uh…I don’t think that’s a very good idea…

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x it’s okay, they’ll probably be fine //

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@D0m1n0_3ff3ct1x I want you t-to go back to whatever hell you came from.

*They’re trying their best to hold it together.*

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HOLY MACKEREL DUDE //