Wake & Ache™

Aspiring Banker, Professional Paper Pusher, Out of Work Actor, Certified Quack, Fast-Food Connoisseur, Politcal Activist, Lover.

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[𝐸𝐵 @___eb__]

I’d rather let Iran turn Tel Aviv into glass and have gas at $1 forever

Literally no downside

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A lot of people think I care about what they have to say lol
I hope this anger actually gets you people to vote differently this time.

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I, personally, have no problem paying a little more for gas at the pump. Solely because I know that it’s pissing a lot of people off and that’s just something I do for fun.

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@StormCruzade @Moonr789 I’m gonna make sure to always wear socks around you

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Friend: Did you hear about places running out of diesel?

Me: Yeah, I made sure to load up. Sour diesel, blue diesel, yellow diesel, even got some pink haze just to be safe…

Friend: You know they meant from the oil shortage, right?

Me: That’s why I got carts and pods?

[Cree @HakarisupremaC]

“Can u eat it tonight?”

“Yeah”

“Okay 🥰 let me get in the showe-“ https://t.co/trMqhTshW0

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Sorry officer, if I drive the speed limit my phone calls to me like the green goblin mask

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If I were part of her constituency, this would make me start to reconsider that maybe she does in fact represent my interests…

[Dave @dave_wanted]

Lauren Boeberts girlfriends:

Raven Finegan and Clarice Navarro.

[ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℤ𝕚𝕡 @QuarterZippedxx]

If you read the actual text of the new Texas curriculum, it’s worse than you think. The students learn:
> the founding of Israel
> the origins of Judaism
> key stories of the Torah
> claims Jews invented monotheism
> removes Biblical teachings

They have totally rewritten the moral core of the United States in service of a pro-Israel World History curriculum.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world--

TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also

[LicenseFreeButtRock @rogue_wallaby]

Sure go ahead, 'abolish police'. Tell me then, who is gonna solve 2% of crimes, shoot your pets, give you a seat belt ticket or flock stalk you hmmm?

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What a glib interpretation.
Why not ask yourself why section 8 has become necessary for so many people? Instead of pretending you know each one of them individually and how they make ends meet.

[Bernard Stanford ✡︎ @stanfordNYC]

If you're a single person who works full time and makes $22 an hour, this family is receiving as much in rent subsidies alone as your entire income net of taxes lol

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

Take a moment to ponder how depraved this is.

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Who do I have to talk to at #Forza about trying to force me to drive a Kia last series?!? #ForzaHorizon6

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

This orchestrated hoax was exposed at the time by the Germans of all people.

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Secret ancient chinese pussy eating technique

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In honour of 9/11, I’m assuming, my work computer has crashed 4 times this morning.

[black cat 🐈‍⬛💛 (COMMS OPEN) @blackcat_no]

Counting or not counting chimera violence?

#chiikawa #charliekirk #kirkaversary

[Loggernamy @loggernamy]

Charlie Kirk 🐘 VS. 🔫 Gang Violence