Paul Schneider

Father of two. Husband of one. Lover of pizza.

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@EdGolfnMemes @historyrock_ Not when KISS still exists

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

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[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

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@Giants Stop trying to distract us from the fact that your quarterback is in more danger than Israel standing behind that line

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@Giants @kayvont Tell me again why I should continue wasting my time and energy watching and rooting for this team

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

I'd be cool with Taika Waititi rebooting Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and/or Xena: Warrior Princess

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

Door to door salesmen are just pop-up ads in the flesh. Tell me I'm wrong.

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@ElizabethAmund2 @MSNBC Seek help

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@ThatKevinSmith Merry Christmas, Kev! Keep up the good work!

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@SurvivorQuotesX Casaya and Yasur. Where the hell's the love for the women of Vanuatu??

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@rainnwilson Yeah. They sound just like geese

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@SurvivorQuotesX Twila, Scout, Julie, and LeAnn from Vanuatu

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

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[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@marcbernardin I was just minding my own business today when, out of the blue, Adora and the Distance absolutely just sucker punched me. Outstanding job. What a story. I'm floored.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

The United States is a secular country. There is no state religion. People are free to worship a God, any God, or not worship a God at all.

Someone please remind my former political party of this.

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@Theshanepowers @ShaneShowRadio

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@MarioJLanza "Motherfucker, I fell" gets me every single time

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@ThatKevinSmith @MastersOfficial @nytimes @ThePowerCon Thank you for making an AMAZING show. It was perfect.

[Paul Schneider @N0TPaulAtreides]

@pettycommajared Glad you're feeling better!