ToM🎃

[Sive @sivemorten]

girls driving: ok put ur seatbelt on lets be safe

boys driving:

[no context xbox live messages @nocontextmsgs]

https://t.co/wIul6NEaeZ

[Chase @chaselyons]

guys please stop hating on my Android

[Chase @chaselyons]

the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

[𝕵𝕭 @JBou_]

you’re on a plane and kanye west is right next to you making beats, your last saved meme is your reaction

[ToM🎃 @N0T_ToM]

@Hixcap @RealBaldGenius *aired*

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Shunsuke Nakamura ya fucking dough ball 😂😂😂

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

my lass wouldn’t shag me one time so i went to the bathroom to crack out a wank but as i was about to spunk the dog pushes the door open and suddenly a shameful wank turned into giving the dog a facial an i was victim to beastality.

[ToM🎃 @N0T_ToM]

@montysmugs @DashCamTwats @women

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

when my family ask what dish i brought for christmas dinner am going to say beef then start swinging on my sister

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

asked my son to get is a bottle from the fridge and the fucka has the audacity to walk over to me with a straight face holding a bottle of j20. playing up cos its christmas. not in my house. stood ground. launched bottle across room an sent him to bed with no tea. remain dominant

[Stephen Tries @StephenTries]

Lived in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Born in: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Parents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Grandparents: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
I’ve been to: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (took the wrong turn on the motorway, never again)
Last visited: HM Prison Belmarsh (to see Tommy)
Next visit: Cadbury's world

[Internet Historian @NetHistorian]

A channel where I assemble and review Ikea furniture.

Then I'll dump it in the woods and leave it to the elements for a few months, only to eventually bring it back for restoration videos.

The most convincing ones are returned to Ikea. The worst are sold on etsy.

Thoughts?